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If the government handed out grants to prove the world is flat, soon there would be 'consensus' among flat earth scientists that the science is proven.

-Proof

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Girls with curds go all the whey?

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"Art makes a statement", sometimes that statement is "Look how much money I took these rubes for, by giving them crap and calling it art!"

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John Sununu, Chief of Staff to George H.W.Bush (41) has written a book, perhaps answering the eternal question:
Who knew what Sununu knew and when Sununu knew it?

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Wouldn't it be great if the Obama administration was as nimble in combating terrorists as it is in avoiding naming them?

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Early in Hillary's campaign she was placed in a room full of poisonous snakes, all of which bit her.
Any snake that lived was put on staff!

-Mike B.

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Liberalism is a suicide cult. They cannot bring themselves to denounce a culture that mutilates women, refuses to educate them and kills gays.

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No worries! Hillary just deleted emails about yoga and wedding dresses...and all of the rest of them, just in case!

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"White Privilege: The latest iteration of liberal white guilt, proven only by the statistical theories of the most math impaired people on the planet."
-Mike B.

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'Cinco de Mayo'? Let's all celebrate a victory over the French! Or as we of German ancestry call it: 'Thursday'!

-Proof

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The Clinton Foundation is like a "roach motel":
$ Billions go in. Nothing comes out.

-Mike B.

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I propose a Rent-A-Mob Registration Act:
Everyone who gets paid to show up at a campaign rally or protest wears a red badge to identify the Astroturf

-Mike B.

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I just get frustrated that they all want to play George C. Scott but none of them want to be Patton.

-Proof, on Democrat saber rattling

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The Marines say to have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
Implementation is going to max out my credit cards!

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I recycle plastic bottles, newspapers, cardboard, clean glass, aluminum cans and scrap metal when I can. I also have solar panels on my roof that typically produce more energy than I use. I may be the "greenest" conservative on the planet.

I don't do any of it because of some fairy tale about man made global warming. Global warming and cooling is caused primarily by our sun, and I'm still looking for the thermostat. I recycle because I am a good steward of my possessions. I have solar panels on my roof largely as a hedge against rising energy prices. (Thank you, Mr. Obama!)

I oppose the Chicken Little, 'sky is falling' attempts to cripple our industry and our economy. I like clean air, clean water and clean shots at anyone who poses a threat to me, my family or the land that I love!

-Proof

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Ever notice that Time Magazine is just like America, only Red around the edges?

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"Hillary imagined her grandparents were immigrants.
Elizabeth Warren imagined that her grandparents met them when they landed."

-Proof, on Do you know the difference between Hillary and Elizabeth Warren?

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Fast food eaters of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chins!

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"Activists are arguing for legal human civil rights for chimpanzees, or as the activists call them, latent Democrats."

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Hillary Clinton took an axe
And gave her server 40 whacks.
When she saw what she had done
She said, 'At this point what difference does it make?'

-Proof