Showing posts with label Stilton Jahrsberg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stilton Jahrsberg. Show all posts

Friday, July 22, 2011

Quote du jour

Showing a previously unknown talent for stand-up comedy, Barack Hussein Obama has declared that there is no need for a balanced budget amendment, because "we don't need a constitutional amendment to do our jobs...and to make sure that the government is living within its means and making responsible choices. "

-Stilton Jahrsberg

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Quote du jour

"Able to leap formerly tall buildings in a single bound."

-Stilton Jahrsberg, on Muslims superheroes "The 99"