What to Get the Woman Who Has Everything

...a bullet proof brassiere! From The Telegraph:

Carmen Kibat, a policewoman in Hamburg who tested the new underwear, said: "These can save someone's life so it's not a laughing matter." She organised "Action Brassiere" across Germany, getting hundreds of policewomen to try the bras out in the line of duty.

...Three thousand front-line women police officers will now be required to wear the bras on duty. Their bosses have decided to allow them to have three each.

Front-line? Here's a marketing slogan for them (Übersetzungen extra!):

Changing the front line of police women, one officer at a time!

Cross Posted at Say Anything