Global Warming in Ohio...NOT!

Tomorrow is the start of the Memorial Day weekend. My friends and family in California are sweltering in the heat. And here I sit in my cozy study, warmed by the glow of my Computer's CRT, oblivious to it all. And then, I step out of my study for any reason at all and HOLY COW! It's COLD out there!
I checked just now, and the temperature in my house is where I set the thermostat in the Winter...62 degrees!

If it were not for my computer, hand built from stone knives and bear skins, with a Thunderbolt Greaseslapper processor throwing off heat, I'd have to fire up the furnace! And it's nearly Memorial Day!

Global Warming, my white Irish rear end!