It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's...

In the tradition of putting faces on the fronts of cars...



It's larger than a skateboard, more fuel efficient than the Queen Mary...it's the Obamamobile!



The Puma, a go kart of the Obama recession, built around a Segway, has a range of 300 miles and a top speed of 35 mph. However, if you do happen to get run over by a semi, the Puma will hit freeway speeds as a bug on a bumper!

Hat tip The Other McCain