"Free the Milkshooter Two!"

In keeping us abreast of the latest news, Pat Dollard gives us this:

OWENSBORO, Kentucky. A woman in jail for public drunkenness was accused of assaulting a female jailer by squirting breast milk at her. ...a woman, 31 years old, was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication Thursday. As she was changing into her jail uniform, she squirted breast milk at the face of a deputy.

The woman now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000.

I guess one could “milk” this story for all it was worth.
I’m surprised it wasn’t a male jailer, though. Men have been known to come to grievous harm having done stupid things after viewing a woman's breasts. That might justify the “assault” charges.

I’d have to see how good a shot she was with those things before I could pass judgment, though.

I can just see the signs outside the courthouse: "Free the Milkshooter Two!"

How does that song go? Express yourself! Heh.

All kidding aside, Felony assault? That's a bit much, don't you think?