Environmentalists Breed Cow That Bites Back

Houston: Cattle growers are more than a little nervous about a project funded by PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) carried out by researchers at UC Berkeley.

"I see nothing wrong with bio-engineering as long as the results are favorable," said chief research fellow Dr. Irvine M. Kidding. "We are expecting a breakthough to be coming almost any day now".

All I can say is: "Wow!"

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