Tuesday, February 15, 2011

"Headless Woman Dies of Natural Causes"

I heard about this on the radio today. Link via Support your Local Gunfighter. And while it is perfectly natural to die when one's head is removed, that wasn't the case here!

TULSA, Oklahoma -- Tulsa Police have identified the woman found dead inside her home Monday.

Police say 55-year-old Janice Lynn Weisman may have died of natural causes in late December or early January.

Her body was discovered near the front door inside the home. The woman's head was found in another part of the house.

Animal Control removed two dogs from inside the home which police say may have eaten parts of the body.

So, she dies alone, of natural causes, and no one is left to buy the kibble. Man's best friend or no, a fella's gotta eat!


  1. Poor neglected pups, all they wanted was a little face time.

  2. Oooh! You are ahead of the curve with that one!

  3. Proof, are we going to have a face off today?

  4. I don't know. We were neck and neck on the last one. Not sure I can shoulder the responsibility. My boss may have my scalp if I don't make it to Reno today!

  5. ...or suffer the slings and frostbite of outrageous fortune.


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