Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Hitler's Secret Sex Doll Project

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Here she is doing the ironing. Yet another unnatural act she'll perform for you!


(Apparently TinyPic felt that a photo of any woman, even an inflatable one, doing the ironing was too obscene for today's standards!)


A new book reveals that Adolf Hitler ordered the manufacture of Aryan blow up dolls to discourage his troops from sleeping with disease-ridden prostitutes. The so-called “Borghild Project” reportedly kicked off in 1940 when SS chief Heinrich Himmler wrote to Hitler alerting him of the health risks posed to his men by liaisons with French women.


And to think Germany had a problem with inflation, before the war!

Update: To be fair, America has its own problem with inflation:
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6 comments:

  1. Mrs. CrankipantsJuly 12, 2011 at 8:36 PM

    I'm curious, did their balloon friends resemble Marlene Dietrich or Ilsa She Wolf of the SS?

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  2. Mike aka ProofJuly 12, 2011 at 8:49 PM

    I would have gone for Ilsa, even though she would have taken longer to inflate!

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  3. Mrs. CrankipantsJuly 13, 2011 at 8:16 AM

    I hope they weren't filled with hydrogen like the Hindenburg. Soldiers who enjoyed a cigarette after the lovin' were met with an unpleasant surprise.

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  4. Mike aka ProofJuly 13, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    Oh, the inhumanity!

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  5. Otis P. DriftwoodJuly 13, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    LOL - Blow-up Barack. "As seen on TV" - Too funny.

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  6. Mike aka ProofJuly 13, 2011 at 7:23 PM

    I wonder if Barry gets a commission? (Or just emissions!)

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