Q) "How do you starve an Obama supporter?"
A) "Hide his food stamps under his work boots."
The second just comes from sleep deprivation (and a touch of Michael Ramirez):
Q) "What do you get when you put a Kenyan, with a North Korean jobs plan, on a Canadian bus?"
A) "I don't know either, but what made you think of Obama?"
What part of I-5 ya barreling up?
ReplyDeleteGreat! LOL!
ReplyDeleteQ: What is the difference between Obama and Jesus?
ReplyDeleteA: Jesus can put a cabinet together.
Good one!
ReplyDeleteReminds me a little of that sad little joke:
ReplyDeleteWhat's the difference between a farmer and a bird?
A bird can still make a deposit on a tractor.