I'm sorry. She has boots?? I guess she does, but with heels that high, those boots should only be worn by trained professionals.
Kids, don't try this at home!
As far as your X-mas present, Mrs. C, I was thinking of garments above the knees. Someone put me on a Victoria's Secret mailing list (whoever it was, thank you!) and they keep sending me coupons for free undergarments and discounts on others that I'm pretty sure won't even fit. Okay. I'm definitely sure, because those dressing rooms are far too small for a man my size! At least, I imagine they would be!
I actually prefer buying my "things" at La Perla, much nicer than VS: http://www.laperla.com/en-us/ You can subscribe to their newsletter AND they have some things for the fellas too!
(I'll send you my size and color preferences in a private email, of course.)
Hokey smokes, Mrs. C! You never told me you were independently wealthy! I just looked at La Perla and this is the most money I've ever seen charged for so little material!
I'm not wealthy, I compensate by wearing cheap lipstick. I've never been one to buy polyester panties from the Sunday paper coupon section.
La Perla's merchandise is gorgeous, AND I noticed that it only took you six minutes to find something you liked! BTW, nice choice - who needs wings when you have bows?
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She has a bright future in Cirque du Soleil. Much more impressive is how she manages to keep her thong from migrating in between her butt cheeks.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, if you're racking your brain as to what to get me for Christmas, I'd like those boots in a nine.
I'm sorry. She has boots?? I guess she does, but with heels that high, those boots should only be worn by trained professionals.
ReplyDeleteKids, don't try this at home!
As far as your X-mas present, Mrs. C, I was thinking of garments above the knees. Someone put me on a Victoria's Secret mailing list (whoever it was, thank you!) and they keep sending me coupons for free undergarments and discounts on others that I'm pretty sure won't even fit. Okay. I'm definitely sure, because those dressing rooms are far too small for a man my size! At least, I imagine they would be!
I actually prefer buying my "things" at La Perla, much nicer than VS:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.laperla.com/en-us/
You can subscribe to their newsletter AND they have some things for the fellas too!
(I'll send you my size and color preferences in a private email, of course.)
I will await those with bated breath!
ReplyDeleteHokey smokes, Mrs. C! You never told me you were independently wealthy! I just looked at La Perla and this is the most money I've ever seen charged for so little material!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.laperla.com/en-us/newarrivals/bras/cfilpd0014045?e=&f-size=&f-style=&f-variant=&s=relevance
I'm not wealthy, I compensate by wearing cheap lipstick. I've never been one to buy polyester panties from the Sunday paper coupon section.
ReplyDeleteLa Perla's merchandise is gorgeous, AND I noticed that it only took you six minutes to find something you liked! BTW, nice choice - who needs wings when you have bows?
Six minutes can be a long time when there's no blood flow to your brain!
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