This could take "kissin' cousins" to a whole new level! "Pass the white meat"?? "Auntie Knows Bust"???
A Texas woman was arrested after relatives said they caught her having sex with a 15-year-old boy on Thanksgiving Day. The scene unfolded at a family gathering held on the holiday at a house in Oakridge Forest Lane in Spring. Police arrested Amanda Billiris, 23, after relatives said they witnessed her having sexual intercourse with the boy, the arrest report states.
The avid motorcycle racer has been charged with sexual assault of a child, a second-degree felony, reports the Houston Courier. According to the Texas Penal Code, if convicted, she faces between two to 20 years in prison
And what is that thing hanging from her belt? A hamster? A rabbit? Maybe it wasn't sexual desire that motivated the fifteen year old, it may have been fear of becoming road kill!
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Turkey neck in a holster?
ReplyDeleteThis is the first "Hot woman with animal fetish" picture I've seen. I don't know what that thing is or why it's there. Maybe she left her motorcycle via her head one too many times?
ReplyDeleteIt looks like a buckhorn knife handle, made from a deer antler.
ReplyDeleteI bet the young man was the most thankful one in the family!
I don't condone this kind of activity, but a 15 year old male, while not a fully responsible male, is not a child either.
To be fair, there are fifteen year olds and there are fifteen year olds. My local dead tree paper had a picture recently of a high school senior with a full beard. He looked like Grizzy Adams.
ReplyDeleteI was about as big at 15 as I was when I got married.
And, if she did take too many shots to the head on her bike, her judgement might not be what it ought to be.
Incest - a game the whole family can play!
ReplyDeleteBesides the creepy aunt/nephew factor, I can't imagine why any woman would even consider having sex with a teenager. He may have unending stamina, but his knowledge of women is probably limited to a Planned Parenthood pamphlet tutorial of the G-spot he downloaded in his bedroom.
Mrs. C: At least it keeps them off the street! (Let's hope they used protection! Wouldn't want to have an incest infestation!)
ReplyDeleteSomething tells me Thanksgiving will never be the same in the Billiris family again.
ReplyDeleteIncest - it's not just for royalty and rednecks anymore!
And they could give new meaning to Mother's Day, too! (At least in 2013!)
ReplyDelete"I can't imagine why any woman would even consider having sex with a teenager."
ReplyDeleteMy wife wife and I were so into getting it on with a teenager, we married each other at 18. hehe
Congratulations on your wife putting up with you this long! Heh.
ReplyDelete25 years tomorrow. Yeah. That's right. Pearl Harbor Day. We didn't know any better. hehe
ReplyDeleteChuck: Happy anniversary to you and the missus!
ReplyDelete(Hey! At least you won't forget your anniversary!)