Woman Caught, Arrested After Having Sex with 15-year-old... on Thanksgiving

This could take "kissin' cousins" to a whole new level! "Pass the white meat"?? "Auntie Knows Bust"???

A Texas woman was arrested after relatives said they caught her having sex with a 15-year-old boy on Thanksgiving Day. The scene unfolded at a family gathering held on the holiday at a house in Oakridge Forest Lane in Spring. Police arrested Amanda Billiris, 23, after relatives said they witnessed her having sexual intercourse with the boy, the arrest report states.

The avid motorcycle racer has been charged with sexual assault of a child, a second-degree felony, reports the Houston Courier. According to the Texas Penal Code, if convicted, she faces between two to 20 years in prison

And what is that thing hanging from her belt? A hamster? A rabbit? Maybe it wasn't sexual desire that motivated the fifteen year old, it may have been fear of becoming road kill!

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