“Arnold Schwarzenegger has written a new book about his affair with his Hispanic housekeeper, and the book is actually called ‘Total Recall.’ In response, she’s written a book about their affair called ‘Alien vs. Predator.’”
–Conan O’Brien
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I was going to write a tell all book. "The useful information I've learned at Proof Positive." It's going to be a short story.
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