Tuesday, June 18, 2013

"Lil Wayne" Transforms into "Lil Whine"

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Poor baby! Rapper "Lil Wayne" shot a video over the weekend which depicted the American flag dropping to the ground and "Lil Dick", er, "Wayne" then proceeds to step on the flag. Hard to characterize what he did as "dancing", unless it was the St. Vitus variety.
“My country 'his of thee / Sweet land of kill 'em all and let 'em die / God bless Amerika / This ole' godless Amerika.”

Ah! Just a little Valentine to the country that made him prosperous and gave him the opportunity to become wealthy! An ode to the land that made him prosperous! No harm, no foul! Only someone beyond the pretentious and pseudo-anarchist youths that listen to and buy his music got wind of his little Bill Ayers style flag dance.

When he started to catch some flak for it, he backpedaled as fast as he could.
It was never my intention to desecrate the flag of the United States of America. I was shooting a video for a song off my album entitled 'God Bless Amerika'. The clip that surfaced on the Internet was a camera trick clip that revealed that behind the American Flag was the Hoods of America," he said. "In the final edit of the video you will see the flag fall to reveal what is behind it but will never see it on the ground."

So, it's not disrespectful to drop the flag on the ground just so long as you edit it out of the video? What, there's no gravity on the part of the planet where you live, that you couldn't figure out that if the flag dropped, that it would hit the ground? Did you expect flying unicorns to bear it away while you obliviously continued your vulgar and pathetic rants? And those shots that show you looking down at your feet, while you're stepping on the flag, that didn't bother you enough to stop and make take a second take? Or couldn't you be bothered with that?

And, now, pathetic crapweasel that you are, you aren't man enough to stand behind your anti-American sentiments, are you? You tweet:
"I didn't step on the flag on purpose! It's a scene in a video where the flag drops behind me and after it drop it's just there as I perform."

I suppose you didn't make the video on purpose? The cameras and microphones just dropped in front of you while you were rapping? Just as plausible, Lil Whine.

That's okay, Lil Whine! We won't stop buying your music on purpose. At least I won't. I was ahead of the curve. I stopped buying it before I started.







2 comments:

  1. Lil Who? I have never bought that crap, so your childishness had no effect on me either.

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    1. But, but...Lil Whine is the Bill Ayers of rap!

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