The Pirates of Pittance

I am the very model of a modern major socialist
I've studied economics, but too many classes I have missed.

I know the triple chambers of the Congress categorical,
From Speaker of the House unto Vice President Al Goreical.

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters quite bartenderial,
I may look like an intern, but I'm really quite shmendrikial,

My policies may look like they are mostly Venezuel-e-an
But also quite correctly you can say just how 'cray cray' I am.

(With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan)