How Do You Solve a Problem Like Benghazi?

How do you solve a problem like Benghazi?
How do you make a scandal go away?
How do you solve a problem like Benghazi?
When all of your chickens are coming to roost, to stay?


How do you solve a problem like Benghazi?
How do you catch the lies and pin them down?
How do you find the word that means Benghazi?
"A terror attack? Shall we send in troops?"

"Stand down!"

How do you solve a problem like Benghazi?
No one believes a single word you've said.
How do you solve a problem like Benghazi?
With too many witnesses, too many people dead.

When Susan Rice was lying on the talk shows,
Barry was lying to the whole U.N.
Hillary lied above the flag draped coffins,
the truth will come out, the question's only when.

How do you solve a problem like Benghazi?
How do you say "Impeachment" in the end?

Happy Cinco de Cuatro! ...since 2009

In the infamous words of Barack Obama: Happy Cinco de Cuatro!

(Happy fifth of the fourth) An oldie, but a goodie! I'd almost forgotten it's that time of year!

Obama: I can't do a "Jedi Mind Meld"

Maybe because his expertise is in Oo-max?


(Photoshop hint: Use as many elements of the original as you can. For example, I used President Obama's chin, lips, cheeks, eyes and especially the ears in this Photoshop, to ensure realism.)

Romney and Ryan on Sixty Minutes (video)

For those of you otherwise engaged...