Secret Thoughts of the Secret Service

(reposted from Aug. 20, 2016)

The picture itself was NOT Photoshopped, just the thought bubble added.

Quote du jour

“He was in Congress for years. He had one senator support him. Nobody likes him, nobody wants to work with him, he got nothing done. He was a career politician. It’s all just baloney and I feel so bad that people got sucked into it.”
-Hillary Clinton, on Bernie Sanders

Hillary's New Look

Game of Thrones, 2020 Democrat Primary Edition Part III

Final casting for Game of Thrones, the 2020 Democrat Primary Edition. If your favorite candidate was not cast, they'll be a pity party at either Alyssa Milano's or Bette Midler's house. Location & time TBD.

                                     

Cory Booker as Grey Worm

                                 

Pete Buttigieg as Little Finger, because, honestly, would you trust that guy?

                                     

Reluctant candidate Hillary Clinton, as the Mad Queen Daenarys, because... that ain't hot sauce!

        

Maxine Waters as the Crazy Moon Door Lady Pretty self explanatory!

              

And last, but not least Rashida Tlaib as the Wicked Witch of the Dothraki

Despite a supporting cast of thousands (of your tax dollars),expect a second season of the red hot show, Trumpapalooza, still selling out stadiums with SRO.

Democrats Always Claimed to be a Party of the Big Tent

Stop Me if You've Heard This One...

Hillary Clinton walks into a bar...

Quote du jour

"You don’t like black people getting rights, you don’t like women getting jobs, you don’t want to see that Indian American succeeding more than you are..."

-Hillary Clinton, in India


Projection or delusion?

When Democrats Say Hillary is Losing Appeal...

Hillary 2020

Sore? You Mean Like Wipe it With Ben-Gay??

Hillary Gets to Costco Early to Do Her Hair and Makeup

Democrat Talking Points Explained

Okay, not ALL of them, because that would break the Internet, but the ones flying around lately in today's sexually charged atmosphere. I've been hearing it a lot, or its variation about Bill Clinton's sexual transgressions:

"Bill Clinton's case was 'fully litigated'." - Clinton flunkie, or 

"Bill was "fully investigated and held accountable".- HRC

"Fully litigated". "Fully investigated". Buzz words based on a partial truth. Yes, Bill's perjury was investigated and to a certain extent he was held accountable, but that was for perjury in a federal court, certainly not the rape of Juanita Broaddrick.

It's just a little more of the verbal sleight of hand the Clintons are famous for when they don't want to give you a straight answer, (on those rare occasions when they do not feign amnesia). Or depending on what your meaning of the word "is" is.


Illustration first appeared on post "If Bill Clinton Had Been President on 9-11-2001".

Franken Hot Dogging It

Follow the Money

Democrats' Schiff Into Damage Control

"This investigation is starting again, for political purposes. This is another investigation of Hillary Clinton, long after she's no longer a presidential candidate, no longer the Secretary of State, apparently there's more interest in what happened seven years ago with Secretary Clinton than there is in the (phony Trump) investigation. And that's quite by design."

-Adam Schiff, Dimwit-California

Let me get this straight...last year, month after month, Democrats like yourself told us over and over and over again that the ONLY reason Republicans and conservatives were asking for accountability for Mrs. Clinton, was purely political, "to defeat her in November". Remember that? Apparently not. Now you're telling us that it's not to defeat her, since dear old granny Clinton is no longer Sec State or a political candidate?

If by "design", you mean "actual evidence of wrongdoing", then yes, it's by design. And there's far more actual evidence of the Clinton campaign and Clinton and Obama cronies colluding with the Russians than there ever was about Trump. The "dossier" which started the whole "Trump collusion" baloney was apparently bought and paid for by the Clinton campaign and possibly elements of the corrupt Obama administration.

There is also an informant, who has been under wraps since 2009 (for you math impaired liberals, that is LONG before Trump ever announced his run for the presidency), with information about Russian bribery, corruption and collusion with Secretary Clinton and the Obama administration over obtaining US uranium, which through the neglect, incompetence and/or criminal collusion of Hillary and the Obama administration, Russia eventually obtained.

BTW, someone should put this informant on a "suicide" watch, as people who have dirt on Hillary or the Clintons apparently tend to become suicidally depressed.

Dear Adam Schiff, bless his heart, is trying to argue the opposite of what Democrats were bleating all throughout 2016. Why then, according to the brightest minds of Democrats (stop laughing!) would the accusations continue after the election, unless there really was something of substance to cover up, as perhaps witnessed by the largest sudden destruction of smart phones and computer hard drives in recorded history?

The Democrats hitched their wagon to the colossally corrupt Clintons, with all their tremendously famous ethical shortcomings, and are in full damage control mode trying to staunch the bleeding.

The ship is sinking. Tell everyone how shocked, SHOCKED you are over the Clintons' corruption, then head for the lifeboats.

Wheel of Hillary

Quotes du jour

"We can and must put politics aside, stand up to the NRA, and work together to try to stop this from happening again."

-Hillary Clinton

"Give Hill credit: After asking us to put “politics aside,” she made it all the way to the other side of the comma before politicizing it."

-Stephen Green

Hillary and the DNC

Quote du jour

“South Korea is literally, you know, within miles of the border with North Korea.”

-Hillary Clinton, the Smartest Woman in the World™

Hillary's 'What Happened' Sequels