Creep Me Out Barbie, Kathy Griffin Edition

Creep Me Out Barbie is said to be the prototype for their hijab Barbie line. Creep Me Out Barbie comes with her own burka.

Adam's Apple Ken sold separately.

Most Children Play "Doctor"...

Malibu, CA (AP): Tragically, Ken® Mattel® of Malibu was found dead last Saturday, in the Malibu beach house he shared with long time common law wife Barbie® Mattel® (no relation).
An apparent suicide, his body was discovered in their kitchen, on his knees with his head stuck in an EZ Bake oven.
Attorney spokesperson for the couple, Hillary Rodham, was unavailable for comment, but did send out a press release to the effect that Ken® had been "despondent" lately.
No suicide note has been found. Closed casket services are scheduled for this coming Friday.

Barbie (Boxer) - Math is Hard!

Remember the flack that Barbie™ received when she pronounced that "Math is hard!"?
Our own Barbie Bouncer experiences the same difficulties! (Maybe that's why she bounced so many checks at the House Bank?)

Fred Barnes of the Weekly Standard:

Barbara Boxer under pressure is like a reckless driver in traffic. She’s out of control and extremely careless. “You know, like, I don’t want to go back to the days when thousands of people died every day because they had no insurance,” she declared in a debate in late September. Boxer, as best one could tell, was referring to the era before President Obama’s health care plan was enacted.

If true, at least 730,000 people were dying annually in America for lack of health insurance. (To do the math, it’s a minimum of 2,000 deaths every 24 hours multiplied by 365 days.) That’s a staggering number of people who presumably couldn’t get life-saving medical care because they were without an insurance policy to foot the bill.

Wow! While it is true that a liberal makes up a statistic every 8.4 seconds*, that is pretty outrageous even for a lib. Good thing no one in the MSM ever checks her math!



*Closed captioning for the Irony Impaired: That's a joke.

Cross posted at Left Coast Rebel, Say Anything