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At a campaign stop in Iowa, Hillary Clinton said her decision to use a private email server was "not the best choice". Finally! The perfect Hillary 2016 slogan.

- Fred Dalton Thompson

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At a Hillary Clinton fundraiser in the Hamptons, the host's lawn sprinklers turned on and drenched 200 guests. How about that? After decades of empty promises, a Democrat has at last successfully soaked the rich.

-Fred Thompson

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A new poll shows that 80% of voters think Iran can't be trusted on the issue of nukes. The other 20% are still wondering why the checks from Bernie Madoff stopped coming.

- Fred Thompson

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Hillary defended her cooperation with investigators, saying "I turned over everything that I could imagine". The rest of it she deleted while thinking "I can't imagine turning that over".

-Fred Dalton Thompson

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A paraphrase of Hillary Clinton's latest response to the Planned Parenthood scandal: "Republicans know you can't protect women's health without selling baby body parts."

- Fred Dalton Thompson

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Senior citizens in one retirement home now have the option of taking an exercise class that's taught by a 22-inch humanoid robot. After a couple years of Obamacare, he'll probably be their doctor.

- Fred Thompson

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During an interview on MSNBC, Nancy Pelosi said of fighting ISIS that we must fight them on "the front of social media". Yes. Preferably by drone-striking the computers they're sitting in front of.

- Fred Thompson

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Hillary Clinton said that America's economy has "stalled". I believe her. I think the Benghazi hearings qualify her as an expert on that subject.

-Fred Thompson

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Since announcing her candidacy, Hillary Clinton has taken a total of eight questions from the press. By way of comparison, in that same period, Ambassador Stevens hasn't taken a single one.

- Fred Thompson

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President Obama said the current nuclear deal with Iran is a "political agreement", not a "formal treaty". I thought the technical term was "sucker bet".

- Fred Thompson

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Conservatives value the lessons of history and respect faith and tradition. They are skeptical of mass movements, perfect solutions and what often passes for "progress." At the same time, they recognize that change is inevitable. They also know that while man is prone to err, he is capable of great things and is meant to be free in an unfettered market of ideas, not subjugated by a too-powerful government.

-Fred Dalton Thompson

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As serious as the cover-up is, it may be overshadowed by what happened before and during the attack. There is already substantial reason to believe that gross negligence, as well as shocking political and military timidity, may have been directly responsible for the loss of our ambassador and the three others, creating an international crisis in one of the most politically sensitive regions of the world.

-Fred Dalton Thompson

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In recent speech, Pelosi "swears" she was spoken to by ghosts at the White House. Turns out they just wanted to make sure she wasn't staying.

-Fred Dalton Thompson

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At a fundraiser in Maryland, President Obama said you could put Romney's "campaign on a tweet and have some characters to spare." As opposed to Obama's campaign, where there's no character left at all.

-Fred Dalton Thompson

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During a Florida speech, President Obama said that more government spending was "a better way to make our economy stronger." Sure. Like using bricks from your walls to make your roof stronger.

-Fred Dalton Thompson

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President Obama said he wouldn't watch any basketball games while in Florida because he had "a few other things on my plate." Like a pricetag of $35,800.

- Fred Thompson

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Conservatives value the lessons of history and respect faith and tradition. They are skeptical of mass movements, perfect solutions and what often passes for "progress." At the same time, they recognize that change is inevitable. They also know that while man is prone to err, he is capable of great things and is meant to be free in an unfettered market of ideas, not subjugated by a too-powerful government.

-Fred Dalton Thompson