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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

-George Carlin

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"I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is if part of hell breaks loose. It will be much harder to detect."

— George Carlin

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"I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is if part of hell breaks loose. It will be much harder to detect."

— George Carlin

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Always do whatever's next.

- George Carlin

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

-George Carlin

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"When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be in jack-boots. It will be in Nike sneakers and Smiley shirts."

-George Carlin, quoted in Jonah Goldberg's Liberal Fascism