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"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women."

-Groucho Marx

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“Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well, I have others.”

-Groucho Marx

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“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”

― Groucho Marx

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“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”

― Groucho Marx

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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

-Groucho Marx

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“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”

― Groucho Marx

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

-Groucho Marx

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Humor is reason gone mad.

-Groucho Marx

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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read!"

-Groucho Marx

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“Singing isn’t really your forte.”

-Tallulah Bankhead to Groucho Marx

“I wish Knox were my forte.”

-Groucho

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"I made a killing on Wall Street a few years back.
...I shot my broker!"

-Groucho Marx

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

— Groucho Marx

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

-Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read!

-Groucho Marx

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I find television very educational. Every time someone turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book.

-Groucho Marx

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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.

— Groucho Marx