Kerry's Laps(e)

John Kerry is well known for his lapses in judgement: leaving Viet Nam after three questionable Purple Hearts, slandering the troops before Congress, throwing his medals over the White House fence, serially marrying for money and combating terror in France with a performance by James Taylor.

Now, don't get me wrong! I like Sweet Baby James as much as the next guy, but as an effective response to terror, he may as well have picked Katy Perry! After an hour plus of lying through his teeth about Obama's back stabbing UN deal with Israel, I noticed a peculiar habit of John's, that of sticking his tongue out to punctuate his sentences.

The above photos, not Photoshopped, were taken during about a two minute clip of Teresa and Obama's lap dog speaking.

Let's just say that if Kerry worked for me, there'd be a rolled up newspaper in his future.

"Bad dog! No biscuit!"

Irrefutable Evidence of Global Warming: John Kerry Full of Hot Air!

John Kerry, the dimmest bulb to be Secretary of State since the one before him, shares his boss's lunacy about global warming. He thinks air conditioners are a bigger threat to the planet than Islamic terrorism. I took this picture on my way out to get the mail. In the shade it was merely like an oven. Direct sunlight seared your flesh off.

If Mr. Kerry believes air conditioning is a threat to the planet, he is certainly welcome to lead by example: No A/C in any of his limos, any of his mansions or any of his offices. Let him walk the walk. As for me? If I'm contributing to the end of civilization as we know it, at least I'll go out in style, as they pry the thermostat from my comfortably cold fingers!

John Kerry in the Role he was Born to Play

Kerry Focuses Phaser Like on Foreign Policy

Imagine There's No Substance

Original art by John Cox. More at John Cox Art

Our Gift to France...

As one wag said, As if the French haven't suffered enough!

Oooh! That's going to leave a mark. I still like you, James!

Leading From Behind, By Behinds

"Citizen Kerry"

Directed by Orson Welles...

Cross posted at LCR

Chicken Little, Reporting for Duty!

Original art by John Cox. More at John Cox Art

Cross posted at LCR, Political Clown Parade

Meanwhile, In Neville Kerry Land

"There is no 'right' for Iran to enrich uranium. It is not in the document."

-John Kerry

Oh, well! If it's not in the document, what could possibly go wrong???

The administration also claimed it wasn’t recognizing Iran’s right to enrichment uranium, while Iran’s top nuclear negotiator, Deputy Foreign Minister Seyyed Abbas Araqchi, specifically told Iranian media that the agreement recognizes the country’s “enrichment program” and they wouldn’t have accepted a deal that didn’t recognize the right to enrich.

So, our Secretary of Stasis, John Kerry, has negotiated a deal where we transfer seven billion American dollars (much of it in cash), remove trade sanctions against them and in return, we get a document that both sides can't even agree upon what it says??

No wonder Teresa doesn't trust him with the checkbook!

Cross posted at LCR

Did You Know That John F. Kerry Served in Viet Nam?

Plus some rare footage of Kerry's original Swift Boat command.

Separated at Birth?

Alexandra Kerry - Unclear on the Concept of "Anticipation"?

Alexandra: Ask your Pops for an advance on your allowance and go out and buy yourself some nice undies.

No. Really.

Remember When Jack Kennedy Used to Play Touch Football?

This is no Jack Kennedy!

Photo via CollegeHumor.com

John Kerry's Fascination

I ran across this picture from a couple years back...



I always wondered what he was so fascinated with!

John Kerry to Media: Don't Cover Tea Party

Senator Lurch coming out against the First Amendment:



Via Real Clear Politics:

The media in America has a bigger responsibility than it's exercising today. The media has got to begin to not give equal time or equal balance to an absolutely absurd notion just because somebody asserts it or simply because somebody says something which everybody knows is not factual. It doesn't deserve the same credit as a legitimate idea about what you do."

First of all, Senator Kerry, shame on you! It's "the media have...". You'd think someone married to Teresa Heinz could afford a good English tutor!

Second, the Tea Party, as it is loosely associated, stands for fiscal responsibility and Constitutional limits on the Federal government. Are those the "absolutely absurd notions" you don't want the public to hear about? Are their ideas not "legitimate" because they differ from yours? In a society that prizes freedom of speech, exactly whom would you make the arbiter over what is or is not a "legitimate idea"?

Oh, and by the way, did you realize that John Kerry served in Viet Nam?


H/T Memeorandum

Cross posted at LCR, Say Anything.

Kerry Swift Boat Supporter Guilty of Possessing Child Porn

Depravity knows no party lines.

Remember Wade Sanders? He was one of the "band of brothers"--Swift Boat veterans who supported John Kerry's presidential campaign and appeared onstage at the 2004 Democratic National Convention before Kerry's "reporting for duty" speech.

On the campaign trail, Sanders was one of Kerry's nastiest surrogates. In August 2004, he likened the president to a "trapped animal." In September, he compared Karl Rove and Swift Boat Veterans for Truth chief John O'Neill to Josef Goebbels. He repeatedly referred to the president and his men as "chicken hawks," an especially nasty term because it is slang for a child molester as well as a derisive term for a nonveteran who favors a strong defense.

Well, well, well! A man of such moral outrage and it turns out his own feet are made of clay!

Sanders acknowledged in court that he had "possessed computer files containing 600 images of minors, including a 21-minute video that depicted girls engaging in sex acts with an adult man."

He claims he was doing "research for an article", but decided to plead guilty since he "technically" was. Doesn't sound very much like the righteous indignation of the falsely accused, now, does it?

Perhaps the partisans who want to pretend that evil is the sole province of only one party will look at individuals like Sanders and Bernie Ward, and know that depravity transcends politics. If they ever come in contact with reality, anyway!

Hat tip James Taranto
Cross posted at Say Anything