FLASH MOB: The Star Spangled Banner

The Poetry Corner

Oh, will you please,
Stop erasing history?
It happened, alas
And you can't change the past.

All the snowflakes I see,
Attacking Francis Scott Key
Have proved, at least to me
Of their own idiocity.

So all you whiny snowflakes,
Better grow up for your own sakes,
'Cause the patriots have had enough
Of your stupid stuff.

So run along little snowflake,
Take your pussy hat to your safe space,
Or we will kick your ass,
As was done in the past.


Written by "Bo Barton"
as she was frying bacon and drinking an American beer.

-from a reader submssion

The Star Spangled Banner

The Star Spangled Banner

Not a traditional version, but one to get your juices flowing...