Is Alan Grayson the Stupidest Man on the Planet?

...it's not for want of trying!


700 rounds a minute? A semi-automatic rifle, which is not an assault rifle, despite what the other morons in the Democrat party are saying*, requires that you pull the trigger once for every shot. If Alan "Mindless Twit" Grayson were correct (stop laughing!), you'd have to pull the trigger 12 times a second to fire 700 rounds. It takes less effort to tap the space bar on your computer than to pull a trigger, so, as an experiment in just how ignorant or crazy Congress is, tap your space bar while saying "One Mississippi". Did you make 12? 8? 4??? If you can barely tap your space bar four times, how are you going to pull and release a trigger 12 times in one second?

It would be helpful if the anti-gun crowd would educate themselves to the rudimentary facts regarding the objects they want to ban. Then maybe they wouldn't have to waste so much of their time arguing against imaginary guns and the bogeymen of their own imaginations.

*Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are both falsely calling semi-automatic rifles "weapons of war". They are either intentionally lying to confuse the issue or are both so colossally ignorant that neither of them should ever be permitted anywhere near the levers of power.

Don't Leave Home Without It!

Not Rosie O'Donnell!

There's no IQ requirement to attend stupid crook school!

There's a first-floor apartment in the Armour Square neighborhood where actor Ben Stiller lived. Then David Duchovny moved in, as did Oscar-winning director Paul Haggis.

Well, maybe they didn't live there, but that's where their credit cards were being sent.

With the same imagination that ACORN gathers voter registrations, a Nigerian born chap was committing credit card fraud with famous people's names.

Ben Stiller? Why not Rosie O' Donnell?

...Now this week Adedamola Olatunji, 29, a Nigerian-born man who allegedly used Stiller's card to run up charges on iTunes and an on-line dating service, was indicted on forgery, mail fraud, theft, aggravated identity theft, computer fraud and other felony charges.

On line dating? Wonder which name he used there??? Or did no one think to ask why "Ben Stiller" might be paying for Adedamola Olatunji's one shot at true happiness?

But it gets even stranger! According to a "source familiar with the investigation":

After obtaining personal information on the victims, Olatunji allegedly called the bank to report a lost card and requested a new one be sent to the Princeton Avenue address. The source said investigators recovered personal information for Stiller and Haggis in the trash at Olatunji's residence..."Obviously, the bank has some issues they've got to straighten out," the source said. "The guy calls up with a foreign accent and says: 'Hey, I'm Ben Stiller, I lost my card. Can you send me a new one?' Oh. Sure, why not?"

Like I said, he should have used Rosie! Heh.

H/T Daily Caller

TSA Puts Secret Security Manual On-line

The government some want to give complete control over your health care (and medical records) has made a minor faux pas:

In a massive security breach, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) inadvertently posted online its airport screening procedures manual, including some of the most closely guarded secrets regarding special rules for diplomats and CIA and law enforcement officers.

The most sensitive parts of the 93-page Standard Operating Procedures manual were apparently redacted in a way that computer savvy individuals easily overcame.

TSA...isn't security their middle name???

"This is an appalling and astounding breach of security that terrorists could easily exploit," said Clark Kent Ervin, the former inspector general at the Department of Homeland Security. "The TSA should immediately convene an internal investigation and discipline those responsible."

"This shocking breach undercuts the public's confidence in the security procedures at our airports," said Senator Susan Collins, R-Me., ranking Republican member of the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee. "On the day before the Senate Homeland Security Committee's hearing on terrorist travel, it is alarming to learn that the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) inadvertently posted its own security manual on the Internet."

"Massive", "appalling", "astounding", "shocking", "alarming"... I don't think I've ever seen that many loaded words in one news story before! It's hard to say what the impact of this boneheaded security breach will be, but I'll tell you one thing:

On the bright side, the free colonoscopy you'll get before your next flight will help lower health care costs!

H/T Legal Insurrection
Cross posted at Say Anything