Where's Ted?

Quote du jour

"More than once, I’ve said “screw the Chinese communists.” Little did I know how closely Swalwell was listening."

-Ted Cruz

Texas Taking Swing States to Supreme Court

Well, That's Going to Come in Handy!

Went out to collect my mail today, when what should appear in my mailbox but the Cruz/Fiorina shirt I ordered waaaaaaaaaaaaay back when!
This will come in handy before the upcoming California primary. Wait...what???

I suppose it could be a collector's item, but I plan on wearing it any time during the next four to eight years, whenever whoever the next president is cheeses me off!

So Let it Be Written, So Let it Be Done

Original art by John Cox. More at John Cox Art 

Ted Cruz's Plan for a Contested Convention

...that is to say, not on the first ballot!

The Trumpire Strikes Back

Stand with the Rebel Alliance against the Trumpire!


Update: New and Improved! With more Carly!!

War Room | Cruz for President Ad

Clown Syndrome

Original art by John Cox. More at John Cox Art

The Evolution of Politics

Seen Around California...

For the first time in my memory, if not recorded history, California might actually have a say in who our party's nominee will be! The Proofmobile is sporting the above art, obtained from the good people at Sticker Merchant, via Amazon.

The price was $2.49, + $1.50 shipping ($9.49 for 5). The Cruz people are selling stickers for $10.00 at their store. I wouldn't have minded giving them a sawbuck to use the rest on the campaign, but they didn't have the sticker I wanted. Another vendor had the sticker for $1.99, but wanted seven bucks shipping!?!

The good folk at Sticker Merchant also included a 3 x 5" American flag sticker at no additional charge.

For my California peeps, I don't make a nickel off this,, but show your colors the next couple of months.

Ted Cruz Bumper stickers

Quote du jour

"Detroit is a great city with a magnificent legacy that has been utterly decimated by sixty years of failed left-wing policies".

-Ted Cruz

Halperin® - Non-Narcotic Sleep Aid

Mark Halperin conducted a shamefully racist interview with Ted Cruz, asking questions no self respecting reporter would ever ask of a candidate's ethnicity.
Think Progress, which is a little to the left of Marx, Engels and Alinsky, offered this headline:

The Prize For The Most Racist Interview Of A 2016 Candidate Goes To Bloomberg’s Mark Halperin

Personally, his name sounds like it could be a substitute for Sominex. Listening to his interviews may have the same effect. No one knows. No one has actually been able to sit through an entire one.

Hat in the Ring or Neck in the Noose?

Original art by John Cox. More at John Cox Art

Quote(s) du jour

"we’re going to bomb them back into the Stone Age"

-Curtis LeMay, on Viet Nam

"ISIS says they want to go back and reject modernity. Well, I think we should help them. We ought to bomb them back to the Stone Age."

-Ted Cruz, on ISIS

Quote du jour

“Reaganomics: You start a business in your parents’ garage.
Obamanomics: You move into your parents’ garage.”

-Sen. Ted Cruz