Showing posts with label blogging. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blogging. Show all posts

Friday, July 31, 2020

On a Somewhat Less than Cheerful Note


It is with great regret that I announce that John Cox will no longer be an active part of Proof Positive. We have all enjoyed John's whimsical look at the world through KiRKWOOD, and for a while, John and I partnered up to make political cartoons. I think I'll personally look back on those days as the Golden Age of Proof Positive. It's been a good seven year run.

John is still cartooning. He is currently partnered with Matt Margolis over at Margolis & Cox, where he still draws some of the finest political cartoons on the planet. John has told me countless times how much he enjoyed being a part of the Proof Positive team, but nothing good lasts forever. Trust me on this. As a final salute and thank you for all the great work he's done over here, at far less than minimum wage, I'd appreciate it if you left him a note in the comments and let him know how much you appreciated him while he was here. We will still keep a link to the work he did here over on the sidebar.

But it won't be the same. *Sigh*  Good luck to you John, in all your future endeavors. Fair winds and following seas.

Inkstainedly yours,
-Mike

Saturday, July 11, 2020

On a Personal Note

I've turned off comments for the blog temporarily. There is a vile spambot that has hit up the comments over 100 times. (I've lost count) and was still continuing up until a few moments ago.
I'll turn everything back on in a day or so and see if the rejection holds.

Sorry for the inconvenience. -Mike

Tuesday, October 15, 2019

Good News for Rule Five Fans!


Dear Readers: You may have noticed a dearth of Rule Five links the last couple weeks. Fear not! A knight in shining armor has come to your rescue!
Dave in PB, proprietor of The Right Way, is joining Team Proof for the express purpose of updating the Rule Five sites every week. (Huzzah!)

Dave will be featuring your old favorites and maybe some sites new to you. The Right Way was always on my list of places to go, and now for those of you too lazy to click over to his place ( and we know who you are!), voila! Lafayette, you are there!

Welcome Dave to the family. We say "family" because "employees" expect to be paid! Nonetheless, let him know you appreciate his efforts as the new Regent of Rule Five! Look for Dave's fine hand at the tiller this coming Saturday!

Thursday, September 12, 2019

Picture This! TinyPic RIP


The lovely lady above graced one of the early pages of this blog. But she needed to be rescued! About a week or so ago, I got an email saying that TinyPic, the site where I used to host the blog's images in the early days, was coming to an end. But, for a mere $7.99 a year, we can take care of you. At first, I thought it was some form of ransomware: "Nice pictures you got there! It'd be shame if anything happened to them!"

A second email seemed to indicate that the eight bucks would not preserve anything on the old site, but if you wanted to retrieve your stuff, you have a limited amount of time to get it. I tried several times to sign on, without success, so I figured it was all just going to be a write off.
Last Tuesday, I tried again and got in! The site was already buggy as heck. It looked like I had about 8,000 images there. Twenty images to a page, so a mere...400 pages of images! I'd try to pull up the pages in numerical order and sometimes it would work and sometimes it took me to a page in someone else's album. Sheesh.

It was about one in the afternoon. I really didn't have anything planned that day, other than maybe run an errand over at the Tar-zhey. I started combing through the pages, looking for original images and stuff I might not have adequately backed up elsewhere. Bulk copying was out of the question.

I managed to get through the first 168 pages, and then the system kicked me out. How rude! I'd been at it about four hours at that point, so I took a break for dinner. Tank topped off, I started again. When I got to page 128, it said I didn't have any more pictures. *Sigh*. So I figured out a way to use the URL to jump to specific pages, and copying one image at a time, took another six hours to can through all the pages, to the very last (first) one that contained the image above.

The biggest effect on the readers will be searching older posts, which will contain one or more annoying TinyPic images. I may, if driven to boredom or necessity, go back and fix some of the posts, updating the pictures, but...maybe not so much! Anyhoo, that's what's going on!

Saturday, February 23, 2019

Find the Hidden Keyboard


There's a keyboard hidden in the zebra picture I used for this week's masthead. I've made it a little easier for you. The original picture, as you can see, was about twice as tall, plus to obtain the proper ratio for my purpose, I had to overlap it, so there's actually two keyboards for you to find in the logo above.

Happy hunting!

Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Happy 10th Blogiversary, Proof Positive!


As the swallows return to Capistrano, and Capistranians return to swallow, so comes the tenth blogiversary of Proof Positive. By the numbers: This time last year, over 11,600 posts, 1.6 Million hits* and over 4.1 Million page views from 220 countries. Nine days after I started, I added the widget from the dearly departed Sitemeter, (RIP) which started off at about three hits a day (and one of them was me!).  Somewhere between a million and a million two, I had to dump the cootie infested Sitemeter and took up with Statcounter.

Today, over 13,000 posts, 1.6 Million hits* and 5 Million+ page views from 222** countries.


This is not a solo effort. On Team Proof we find artist and cartoonist extraordinaire John Cox . His cartoons enhance our pages and entertain us daily. You'll sometimes see his talents applied to the weekly banners as well.

For those of you who visit on a regular basis, again, I thank you for visiting here, whether contemplating the deep mysteries of life, the deep mystery of Life (why does Mikey like it?), or just laughing as we poke fun at the foibles of fools. For those of you who were just suckered in, er, enticed by a headline or photograph, I am grateful to you, too, and hope that once you stumble in here, you stay a while and take a look around.

As Editor-in-chief, el Jefe Grande, and all around cook and bottle washer, I ultimately take credit and/or blame for everything that appears here. To make this something you enjoy reading, I first make it something I would. Not everything here is meant to be earth shattering or profound, sometimes it's just funny, or, at least, interesting to me. And there's at least some new content everyday for non subscribers. (Subscribers sit with me on the beach, sipping rum drinks at Hanauma Bay. Subscription price To Be Determined.)

It's been a great ten years. Most days are more fun than work. sometimes wonder just how much fun a man can stand! I have been joined here by some outstanding talents, to entertain, enlighten and inform you. I appreciate every one who visits here, even the ones who disagree with me. (And you know who you are!) I'm trying to educate you just as fast as I can! (And, get some higher quality trolls just as soon as I can afford them!)

- Mike, a.k.a. Proof





Find me on Twitter @ProofBlog, Gab , Kelly's Bar on Main from 10 to 2 AM.
-I'm kidding about Kelly's bar! (I often get there before ten!)

(BTW, There should always be cake! )

*Verified in a hermetically sealed mayonnaise jar on the front steps of Funk and Wagnalls.

**Every year I think we've been viewed in every country in the world and every year more seem to show up! This year was no exception.

Sunday, February 25, 2018

Five Million Pageviews


The first five million are the hardest... happened just a little while ago.

Friday, September 15, 2017

This Last Week's Poll

This Last Week's Poll: HOW OFTEN DO YOU USE THE LINKS FROM BEST OF THE WEB*? had four possible answers:

All the time 26%

Some of the time 61%

Never 11%

I like to see links from my site there 0%

87% of respondents use them all or some of the time. I appreciate the feedback.


Multiple choices and holdovers from Bernie Sanders' crack campaign financial advisers may account for totals less than/greater than 100%

Thank you for your participation!
Not a scientific poll. Respondents are self selecting. Questions are drawn from fortune cookies, hieroglyphics and tomorrow’s New York Times.

Thursday, May 18, 2017

'Obama Free' Zone

You may be as sick of seeing this narcissist poseur and his shrewish, harridan of a wife, as much as I am. The Nobel Peace prize winner who left war and destruction in his wake, the divisive 'post-racial' president, who left a legacy of racial violence instead of healing, the wannabee statesman who declared 'the world would love us', once the 'cowboy' Bush was gone, who then alienated our allies and kow-towed to our enemies, appeasing them and granting them favors, asking no concessions for human rights in return, who simply doesn't have the decency to just go away, leave the spotlight and spend the millions of dollars he received during the last eight years, hobnobbing with celebrities and billionaires, as is his wont.

Since the worst president in the history of the Republic will not go away, as much as possible, this blog will do its best to ignore him and the woman who nearly single-handedly destroyed our nation's school lunch program, declaring this an "Obama Free" zone.

As such, I noticed four images of the former president on my sidebar: One, in a blog header, one each in the links to Photoshops and John Cox's art,which are resident in the archives, and one, to a National Review "Photoshop of the Day".

Three of those four are now gone. As much as possible I'm going to ignore these low rent socialists and their prescriptions for destroying America, until they assume their proper place in American history: somewhere below "Pet Rocks" and somewhere above the "Salem Witch trials".

Monday, January 23, 2017

4,000,000th Page Hit


In the spirit of Making America Great Again, we are pleased to announce, sometime this evening, the 4 millionth page hit at Proof Positive. As the gentlemen at Boone's Farm used to say, "Thank you for your support!"

Four million is a lot, even if you figure that half of those were Odie with too much time on his hands!
When I first started tracking this, I figured it would be a Valentine's gift to me. It came a little sooner. Thanks a lot for stopping by. Here's to the next four million!



Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Banner Week for John Cox

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Portrait of John Cox under the benevolent eye of his editor.

Yes, it's been a banner week for John Cox...in that the blog is sporting one of his banners above. In addition to daily KiRKWOOD and Classic KiRKWOOD strips, John has risen to the occasion with a New Year's day 'toon on resolutions (Stay resolute, my friends!) and his take on the Narcissist-in-Chief's impression of Stuart Smalley.

And, as the infomercials are wont to say, but wait! There's more!!

That's why you should visit John's site: John Cox Art, too. He does portraits, some great caricatures of the notable and famous, plus doodling from his sketchbook that isn't duplicated  here. I check his site daily, but if you aren't dropping by at least once a week, you're missing out on some good stuff.

And, as a little tease, John has created yet another banner, already in the hopper, which I feel will be outstanding for the week of the 16th, culminating in a special inauguration day 'toon. Just a little sumpin' sumpin to look forward to!

Friday, October 21, 2016

DDoS is Screwing With de Internet

In case you haven't noticed, there have been some major disturbances in the Force, er, interruptions in the Internet today. Several of you have commented here, and I have not replied because Disqus is down. Not just here, but most everywhere I've visited. The Disqus site itself is accessible, but comments are down.

Twitter is down, along with other random sites. It has been called a Distributed Denial of Service attack. The Feds are aware of it and are trying to track down those responsible for it.

There's is nothing wrong with your set. We control the vertical. We control the horizontal.

If you are suffering from Extreme Twitter Withdrawal, please call 1-800-Get-a-Life. Operators are standing by...

Friday, September 16, 2016

Colin Kaepernick and the Teardrops of the Internet Indian


This is not a post about politics, so I thought I could indulge myself with the headline. This is a story of connections. You throw a pebble in a pond and you get...a wet pebble! Or ripples, or something like that!

The Indian is a reference to a classic public service announcement about litter. Iron Eyes Cody, who turned out to be as much of an Indian as Hillary is healthy, portrayed the classic Native American looking across his once pristine land, and as he looks at all the trash and litter, a tear rolls down his cheek. Message? "Look, America! You made this guy cry! He needs a safe place, free from litter so as not to hurt his feelings!" (Okay, I may have taken a few liberties with the message, but there could be some Millenials in the audience and I want to relate to them!)

What does this have to do with the Internet you may ask? As the Indian in the PSA wept when he saw the sheer volume of litter, if there were an Internet Indian, he too might weep as I litter my stuff in even more places on the Internet, and Colin Kaepernick is responsible!

Bear with me. Colin Kaepernick prompts me to write a post about his classless disrespect for his country, Confessions of an ex-NFL Fan. My friend Gator Doug Hagin of The Daley Gator, reads it and leaves a terse, but complimentary two word comment. Just another day in paradise!

And then, unbeknownst to me, (and believe me, anytime you get to use "unbeknownst" in a sentence is a good day!), Doug quotes from and links to "Confessions" in two different places. (We're going to get to that whole "ripples in a pond", "Internet Indian" thing in a second.)

One of the places he linked from was the Watchers of Weasels magazine site, where the editor (here comes the ripple!) saw my post and invited me to start cross posting my stuff at WoW Magazine, thus littering the Internet in even more places and making the Indian cry. Whew!


Long story short (why didn't I just start here? I guess I need a good editor!) my inaugural post at WoW is "Hillary's Health is Off the Charts", which you've already read here, no doubt. There's also a link to WoW on the sidebar to keep us abreast of other good things going on there

Now tell the truth...that headline kind of made you think of Indiana Jones or Harry Potter, didn't it?

Oh. Okay. Anyway, just wanted to let you know!

Sunday, July 17, 2016

"The Top 50 Blogs right now!" Oh, Yeah!

...and Proof Positive is one of them! (You expected something less??)

You can see the results here:

The Top 50 Blogs right now!

Kudos to the staff, the graphic artists, the research team, the editors and ink stained wretches who make this blog possible every day!

Friday, August 28, 2015

This Week's Header...

...is brought to you by our friend Grunt of The Blog of Monte Cristo, with a little help from the Earl of Taint.
(I vaguely remember posing for this but the monkey's name escapes me!)

Give their blogs a look see when you have a moment.

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Mystery Solved! Sitemeter Sunk, Sank Same

Some of you will remember last May, I was having some problems with my page getting hijacked (Proof Positive Poaching Problems??) I tried all kinds of anti-virus software, anti-malware, etc. It thankfully didn't seem to be contagious, but it was bugging me, and I developed a workaround that solved the problem around 99% of the time.

Finally, I went to a priest for help. Figuratively, anyway. Sitemeter, my long time companion at the bottom of the page has been awfully buggy lately. When it was available at all. The meter at the bottom of the page hadn't moved in three weeks. The info I used to glean from the site was all zeroed out for weeks, when it wasn't giving me the "Please check back in a few minutes" messages that would sometimes last for days.

I loved Sitemeter. I've used them since 2008, nearly the entire existence of my blog. I was even a paying member, accessing more info than you get on the free version. But, back to our priest. In the past, I had visited the Sitemeter mother ship looking for some kind of "Pardon our dust" or "Repairs in progress" or something to explain the wonky, glitchy, absent performance of late. Nada. So I finally Googled 'Sitemeter', visited several pages with no joy. Then I saw there was a #Sitemeter Twitter tab. A Tweet lead me to Fr. John Zuhlsdorf's blog, with the following headline:
A Blog Bug squashed: SITEMETER compromised, malware
There he described the same types of hijacking and redirects I had been experiencing. I said a tearful goodbye to Sitemeter. Okay, it wasn't tearful, since it was imbedded in my blog's HTML code, as opposed to a simple widget I could delete. I am not fluent in HTML, but I can make simple requests like, 'Where is the library?', 'Where's the men's room?' and 'Do I have the right to an attorney?'.

So, when I finally separated what was Spock's brain from the rest of the planetary complex this morning, I abandoned my workaround and have been standing in figuratively darkened digital alleys, daring someone to hijack my page. So far, no takers.

If you have Sitemeter, caveat emptor. If you've had any unexplained redirects on your blog, 86 it. There are other stat counters available. If you spelunke down to the bottom of the page you'll see one of them there, sans the nearly million hits that Sitemeter had. Revolver maps, of the spinning globe in the sidebar, said I passed a million hits early this week, so I'd been wondering about the accuracy of Sitemeter before it crapped out entirely.Now I just have to make sure they don't renew my subscription...

Sic transit gloria Sitemeter.

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Proof Positive Poaching Problems??

Don't know for sure what's going on, but some clowns at a site called "gogardeclub.com" keep hijacking my page. It may be a Blogger problem. I have notified them and tried a couple different browsers and machines and it seems to be across the board.

If you have the same problem, please let me know at proof.positve@hotmail.com These guys are starting to tick me off. You won't like me when I'm angry!

Sunday, March 29, 2015

The Blog Genesis: Frequently Asked and Unasked Questions


Portrait of John Cox under the benevolent eye of his new editor.

I have told parts of this story before. The seven year blogiversary got me to thinking how it all started, how I ended up here. If you came for politically relevant commentary, move along! Nothing to see here!

My earliest brush with blogging came from The Corner of National Review Online (NRO). This new Internet thingy was great, and I would come to The Corner and read it cover to cover every day. I would read everything posted and then I would scroll down page after page to see if I had missed anything. I credit Jonah Goldberg as being the Blogfather of this blog. He was editor of The Corner, and as I recall, one night Jonah was giving a shout out to some other conservative blogs. One he mentioned in particular was Say Anything, a blog primarily in and about North Dakota.

Say Anything at the time, was running a feature called "Friday Night Babe". It was a single picture of a comely lass published regularly on Friday night. No big. You clicked over there, looked at it briefly and then...what's next? Moving on. Again, as I recall, the next Friday night, I finished up my paperwork from the job, and was just sitting around kind of bored. (Some of you may infer that I was not the high living bon vivant you have come to know and love!) So, just out of curiosity, mind you, I wondered if Rob Port, the erstwhile editor of SA, had posted another picture?

So I clicked over, and sure enough, there it was. But, as I said, once you've gazed upon it briefly, that was it. What's next? So I began to look around the site to see what else was going on. There were snippets of comments - some by sane people and others by mind numbingly stupid liberals! Well, this bore investigation! I started reading some of the comment threads and the articles that spawned them, and before long, shy unassuming me decided to actually voice an opinion on what I was reading.

This next part is critical to the story. I noticed that some people used a Nom de Cyber while others used their real names. This was back in 2005-2006. I noticed that a lot of guys commenting on the site were named "Mike". There was a Mike from Canada and a Mike from No. Dakota, and at least one Mike who was a commie-lib, and since some of the stupidest things were being said by liberals who had flunked out of English grammar somewhere around the second grade, I chose an outlandish Nom de Cyber, because, after all, it was just to make a few comments on a blog!

I chose the name "Proofreader Emeritus", so that when I expressed my POV, no one would mistake me for anyone else. I corrected the grammar and spelling of many a liberal who was pretending intelligence greater than his education. This became a bit unwieldy, so later I shortened it to "Proof". After a while, more people knew me online as "Proof" than my given name. I figured one day I would remedy that, and so far, I'm halfway there.

It was never something to "hide behind", but as something to distinguish my writing, my thoughts, my POV from everyone else's. After a while it became sort of a "brand name". My admiration, but not slavish following of Samuel Clemens, who presented himself to the world as "Mark Twain", became my avatar. I admire his wit and his writing, and coincidentally, prior to my excursions on the public Internet, I participated in some discussion on an inter-company BBS, and since all the really cool icons were taken, I settled on one of a young Mark Twain. Destiny. Go figure!

Now you know where I got my handle, let me tell you about the set up at Say Anything at the time. The proprietor, Rob, was very generous about letting people with similar or opposing viewpoints share the bandwidth of his blog. He invited his readers to start "Reader blogs". My earliest efforts, around 2006, were anemic to be charitable. I think my first posts may have more closely resemble what I now call "The Best of the Web*": I would post a link or a video with some profound commentary like "Wow! Check this out!"

As time went by, I felt more comfortable in expressing myself, and after winning a couple of writing contests Rob sponsored onsite, he invited me to become a front page contributor. Since Say Anything was, and I gather still is, one of the top 100 conservative blogs in the US, this was kind of a big deal.

Rob had since stopped posting a "Friday Night Babe", perhaps due to marital bliss, so I took up the mantle, among my other opinion pieces and I started to hit my stride as a blogger. I spent several years there, enjoying the experience, the exposure, the camaraderie, and even the conflict with the inevitable liberal trolls.

But there was a limit to what I could say there, despite the irony of the name, but the blog owner had guidelines, and he was my boss, so whatever he said goes! The way it should be. I didn't have a problem with that, however, there were modes of expression I wanted to use, fettered only by my own editorial judgement, so, on March 28th, 2008, I launched my own blog, Proof Positive, cross posting much of the material between the two, but if there was any doubt as to whether or not the material might meet Rob's standards or the vision he had for his blog, I posted them here alone.

Along the way Rob (or his wife) decided that the Friday Night Babe was not in keeping with the image he wished to project, so the feature migrated here and has been here ever since. I was experimenting with Photoshop satire, which Rob was not too keen on, and there came a point where we decided, amicably, to go our separate ways. Rob wanted to make the blog more North Dakota centric, whereas I was more a national politics kinda guy.

At one time I was cross posting here, Say Anything, Left Coast Rebel and Lady Cincinnatus. Now, it's here, Left Coast Rebel and occasionally at Political Clown Parade. Along the way, I welcomed Andrew Roman, who once had his own excellent blog, to stop by here and post whenever his muse strikes him. John Cox, who cross posts his 'toons and art over at his blog, the eponymously named John Cox Art, joined us in 2013, with the inaugural 'toon posted above.

And here we are. I don't think I left anything out. Well, there was the CPAC Stripper Fiasco of 2014, but those documents were all sealed! If you can think of anything I didn't cover, feel free to ask in the comments below.

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Happy Seventh Blogiversary!

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As the swallows return to Capistrano, so comes the seventh blogiversary of Proof Positive. It kinda crept up on me this year. By the numbers: This time last year, 8000+ posts, over 700,000 hits from 210 countries. Nine days after I started, I added the widget from Sitemeter, which started off at about three hits a day (and one of them was me!).

Today, nearly 9200 posts, 875,000+ hits and over 2.6 Million page views from 214* countries. My "Teads" ranking (formerly ebuzz, née Wikio) among American political blogs is 112, up from 165 last March.

This is not a solo effort. On Team Proof we find artist and cartoonist extraordinaire John Cox . His cartoons, some stand alone and some in collaboration with yours truly, add a great look and create perhaps a little more bite to some of the commentary.  Andrew Roman's commentary and contributions are always thought provoking and well done. Give yourselves a hand guys!

For those of you who visit on a regular basis, again, I thank you kindly for the time you spend here, whether contemplating the deep mysteries of life or just laughing as we poke fun at the foibles of fools. For those of you who were just suckered in, er, enticed by a headline or photograph, I am grateful to you, too, and hope that once you stumble in here, you stay a while and take a look around.

As Editor-in-chief, el Jefe Grande, and all around cook and bottle washer, I ultimately take credit and/or blame for everything that appears here. To make this something you enjoy reading, I first make it something I would. Not everything here is meant to be earth shattering or profound, sometimes it's just funny, or interesting to me. And there's at least some new content everyday for non subscribers. (Subscribers sit with me on the beach, sipping rum drinks at Hanauma Bay. Subscription price To Be Determined.)

It's been a great seven years. Most days are more fun than work. I have been joined by some outstanding talents, to entertain, enlighten and inform you. I appreciate every one who visits here, even the ones who disagree with me. (And you know who you are!) I'm trying to educate you just as fast as I can! (And, get some higher quality trolls just as soon as I can afford them!)

- Mike,  a.k.a. Proof



Find me on Twitter @ProofBlog and Facebook

(BTW, There should always be cake! )

*Every year I think we've been viewed in every country in the world and every year a couple more seem to show up!