Be Careful What You Wish For

Here's a Golden Oldie I'm Sure You'll All Enjoy!

A Tale of Two Jackies

Our "Forever" First Lady

Eat your heart out, Madame Tussaud!

As an added bonus, from the memory vault, What's the Difference Between Michelle Obama And a Turnip?


One is bitter, has strange taste and is not very appealing. The other is a vegetable.

What Difference A "D" Makes

Let's set the Way Back machine for 2009. Remember 2009? We had a new President and First Lady in the White House, and repeatedly, continually, the press, commentators and ladies' magazines were all gushing about...the First Lady's well toned arms! Google "First Lady's toned arms 2009" for about 2,650,000 results. Like CNN...

Now, I've seen a workout video Michelle did that was pretty impressive. She could certainly beat up that wimpy husband of hers with one hand tied behind her back! But, where are those people now? The ones who gushed and slobbered all over Michelle's arms? Does not the current First Lady have "toned arms"? Legs? Tummy? Everything?? Face it. Melania Trump is the most beautiful First Lady in the entire history of the United States. Don't you think at least one of those toned arm gushers might find something similar to say about her?

She's gorgeous. She speaks six languages, though some reporters who are less than fluent in one, complain about or make fun of her accent. She's been criticized for the shoes she wore, walking from the White House to a waiting helicopter to travel to visit hurricane victims. While it is true that some faulted her predecessor for the tone deafness of wearing $600 sneakers to help out in a food bank, the circumstances were wildly different.

Face it. Nancy Reagan was pretty. Jackie Kennedy was elegant. Hillary Clinton didn't scare too many children, but Melania is a knockout. Could you guys out there in the MSM cut her a little slack. As the old commercial used to say, "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful". And don't hate her as a means of trying to bring down her husband, with whom you disagree. That's disgusting and should be beneath you.


BTW, if the post headline didn't immediately have Dinah Washington running through your head, shame on you. Remedy to follow...

'Obama Free' Zone

You may be as sick of seeing this narcissist poseur and his shrewish, harridan of a wife, as much as I am. The Nobel Peace prize winner who left war and destruction in his wake, the divisive 'post-racial' president, who left a legacy of racial violence instead of healing, the wannabee statesman who declared 'the world would love us', once the 'cowboy' Bush was gone, who then alienated our allies and kow-towed to our enemies, appeasing them and granting them favors, asking no concessions for human rights in return, who simply doesn't have the decency to just go away, leave the spotlight and spend the millions of dollars he received during the last eight years, hobnobbing with celebrities and billionaires, as is his wont.

Since the worst president in the history of the Republic will not go away, as much as possible, this blog will do its best to ignore him and the woman who nearly single-handedly destroyed our nation's school lunch program, declaring this an "Obama Free" zone.

As such, I noticed four images of the former president on my sidebar: One, in a blog header, one each in the links to Photoshops and John Cox's art,which are resident in the archives, and one, to a National Review "Photoshop of the Day".

Three of those four are now gone. As much as possible I'm going to ignore these low rent socialists and their prescriptions for destroying America, until they assume their proper place in American history: somewhere below "Pet Rocks" and somewhere above the "Salem Witch trials".

"Don't Let Anyone Tell You She Hasn't Had Work Done", or Something Like That!

If you see either one of these women, proceed with caution!
Who can forget the stirring words of Michelle Obama in February 2008 telling us that for the first time in her adult life, she was finally proud of her country? Apparently, that would be...Michelle Obama! Michelle got up at the Democrat convention in Philadelphia and figuratively* wagged her finger at us (something she learned from her husband, no doubt), and told us "Don't ever let anyone tell you America isn't great", despite the fact that it's only gotten worse over the last eight years.

But, I guess if you "wake up every morning in a house built by slaves", have your servants cook and clean for you and cater to your every desire, if you can travel the world on multi-million dollar vacations, spend as much as you like on your wardrobe and have chefs flown in at the expense of the peons taxpayers to satisfy your every culinary whim, then I guess you'd think that your America was pretty great.

For the rest of America? Let them eat cake!


* I figured I should add that, since I couldn't actually stomach watching her speech in its entirety.

Who Ya Gonna Call?

Michelle Obama Totes Dat Barge, Lifts Dat Bale

Michelle Obama Gets Props for Workout

Take a look at the First Lady working out with 35# free weights and compare that to her husband's anemic workout with the 10# weights. Sheesh! She has good form, and unless those dumbbells are Styrofoam, like her husband's Greek columns, she works out pretty regularly!

Meet the Obamas!

No, really!


Parker Sawyers and Tika Sumpter are slated to play the Obamas in a movie about their first date. Review it? Kill me now!

Sawyers is British, proving once again that there are jobs that Americans simply won't do!

Quote du jour

It’s amazing that just a few feet from here where I’m standing are the signatures of the 56 Founders who put their names on a Declaration that changed the course of history. And like the 50 of you, none of them were born American — they became American.

-Michelle Obama

None of them were born American? So, the fact that they were born in the colonies that would become the United States, speaking English and acclimated to and accepting of the culture they were in, makes them just like foreign immigrants?
Right.

What's the Difference Between Michelle Obama And a Turnip?

One is bitter, has strange taste and is not very appealing. The other is a vegetable.

There Goes the Neighborhood!

Cross posted at LCR, at Political Clown Parade

First, She Came for the School Lunches...

...the horror!

Gluten Free and Socially Conscious

Crimea River

Michelle Haz a Sad...

It's not like her husband could actually do anything about it!

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Obama Cops a Feel Boarding Air Force One

Note: Obama does not have tiny hands. His hand on Michelle's derriere is shown actual size.

Quote du jour

Barack and I were raised with so many of the same values, like you work hard for what you want in life. That your word is your bond; that you do what you say you're going to do. That you treat people with dignity and respect, even if you don't know them and even if you don't agree with them.

-Michelle Obama

...And if you like the values you were raised with, you can keep them!