Democrats: Retire In Peace

You know how at the Oscars every year, they do a montage of pictures of those who have passed on? In light of Kamala Harris' political career, we look back at those who are no longer with us...presidentially speaking!

Willie Brown's Side Piece

Skateboard Beto

'Young Mom' Kirsten

Nuke 'Em Swalwell

Seth Moulton...no really! That's an actual name! He was running!

I think there may have been a couple more, but other than some obscure Trivial Pursuit question, they are not like to affect your life in any negligible way.

Quote du jour

"This is a country that has been defined by foundational, systemic and endemic racism, since the very founding of this country August 20th of 1619."

- Beto O'Rourke

Anyone want to tell this clueless bozo when the actual founding of our country was?

The Banana Republic Song (Beto Come and it's Time to Go)

(to the tune of the Banana Boat song)

Bet-o, Bet-o
Beto come and it's time to go.
Bay me say Bay me say Bay me say Bay me say Bay me say Bay-to
Beto come and it's time to go.

Drink all night get a DUI
Beto come and it's time to go.
Tried to run and he don't know why
Beto come and it's time to go.
Come mister tally man Psychedelic Warlord
Beto come and it's time to go.

I write the stories how the children die
Beto come and it's time to go.
Run them over in overdrive
Beto come and it's time to go.

Bay me say Bay me say Bay me say Bay me say Bay me say Bay-to
Beto come and it's time to go.

Drive my pickup truck with my dog
Beto come and it's time to go.
Wave my hands like I'm dispersing fog!
Beto come and it's time to go.
People ask me why my name is Beto
Beto come and it's time to go.
Ask Dan Qualye, he couldn't spell "potato"
Beto come and it's time to go.

Bet-o, Bet-o
Beto come and it's time to go.
Bay me say Bay me say Bay me say Bay me say Bay me say Bay-to
Beto come and it's time to go.

Please Keep the Dog out of This!

That Ancestry Dot Com Thing Really Works!

I finally gave in and sent a sample to Ancestry.com. And the very first day, I got a 'leaf'!

I'm thinking of asking for a refund!

Look! Down on His Luck! Down in the Polls! Up Against the Wall, It's Super Beto!