Showing posts with label Eric Swalwell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eric Swalwell. Show all posts
Thursday, January 14, 2021
Sunday, December 13, 2020
Thursday, December 10, 2020
Wednesday, December 9, 2020
Big Bang in Little Fang
The COVID quarantine has resulted in a plethora of straight to video movies. This one's an up and comer:
Wednesday, December 4, 2019
Democrats: Retire In Peace
You know how at the Oscars every year, they do a montage of pictures of those who have passed on? In light of Kamala Harris' political career, we look back at those who are no longer with us...presidentially speaking!
I think there may have been a couple more, but other than some obscure Trivial Pursuit question, they are not like to affect your life in any negligible way.
Willie Brown's Side Piece
Skateboard Beto
'Young Mom' Kirsten
Nuke 'Em Swalwell
Seth Moulton...no really! That's an actual name! He was running!
I think there may have been a couple more, but other than some obscure Trivial Pursuit question, they are not like to affect your life in any negligible way.
Tuesday, July 9, 2019
Game of Thrones, 2020 Democrat Primary Edition Part II
Many people were deeply saddened by the end of the epic series Game of Thrones. Many more are bored out of their skulls by the endless parade of Democrat candidates for president in 2020. In a stroke of brilliant programming, the DNC has decided to combine the two! Coming soon as a Netflix production: Game of Thrones, the 2020 Democrat Primary Edition!
Casting is progressing nicely among the progressives lined up for Game of Thrones, 2020 Democrat Primary Edition. Confirmed cast members so far...
Bill De Blasio as Theon Greyjoy, who doesn't exactly have what it takes to be the Father of His Country, if you get my drift!
Bernie Sanders as the High Sparrow, because from the looks of him, no one is higher in his party!
Eric Swalwell as Hodor, because he's pretty much a one note kind of guy!
Amy Klobuchar as the Shame Lady
Elizabeth Warren as the Red Woman without her necklace
That's all for now! Tune in again tomorrow, same batty time, same batty channel!
Casting is progressing nicely among the progressives lined up for Game of Thrones, 2020 Democrat Primary Edition. Confirmed cast members so far...
Bill De Blasio as Theon Greyjoy, who doesn't exactly have what it takes to be the Father of His Country, if you get my drift!
Bernie Sanders as the High Sparrow, because from the looks of him, no one is higher in his party!
Eric Swalwell as Hodor, because he's pretty much a one note kind of guy!
Amy Klobuchar as the Shame Lady
Elizabeth Warren as the Red Woman without her necklace
That's all for now! Tune in again tomorrow, same batty time, same batty channel!
Monday, July 8, 2019
Ode to Eric Swalwell
(The Indispensable Man)
-Saxon White Kessinger
Sometime when you're feeling important;
Sometime when your ego 's in bloom;
Sometime when you take it for granted,
You're the best qualified in the room:
Sometime when you feel that your going,
Would leave an unfillable hole,
Just follow these simple instructions,
And see how they humble your soul.
Take a bucket and fill it with water,
Put your hand in it up to the wrist,
Pull it out and the hole that's remaining,
Is a measure of how much you'll be missed.
You can splash all you wish when you enter,
You may stir up the water galore,
But stop, and you'll find that in no time,
It looks quite the same as before.
The moral of this quaint example,
Is to do just the best that you can,
Be proud of yourself but remember,
There's no indispensable man.
Saturday, November 17, 2018
Friday, November 16, 2018
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