Democrats: Retire In Peace

You know how at the Oscars every year, they do a montage of pictures of those who have passed on? In light of Kamala Harris' political career, we look back at those who are no longer with us...presidentially speaking!

Willie Brown's Side Piece

Skateboard Beto

'Young Mom' Kirsten

Nuke 'Em Swalwell

Seth Moulton...no really! That's an actual name! He was running!

I think there may have been a couple more, but other than some obscure Trivial Pursuit question, they are not like to affect your life in any negligible way.

Game of Thrones, 2020 Democrat Primary Edition

Many people were deeply saddened by the end of the epic series Game of Thrones. Many more are bored out of their skulls by the endless parade of Democrat candidates for president in 2020. In a stroke of brilliant programming, the DNC has decided to combine the two! Coming soon as a Netflix production:  Game of Thrones, the 2020 Democrat Primary Edition!

The casting is nothing short of brilliant!

                            

Joe Biden, as Joffrey Baratheon, had he lived, and commuted regularly on the train from Casterly Rock to Kings Landing

    

John Hickenlooper as "Hot Pie"

                  

Kamala Harris as the "Red Woman"

                                                   

Kirsten Gillibrand, the self described "young mom" as Gilly, who was a young mother more recently than the Carter administration!


And it's a rather large cast, so I'll leave you with one more today:

                                       

Ilhan Omar as Cersei Lanister. Although not technically running for president, there are ample rumors she slept with her brother!

Tune in again tomorrow for more exciting casting developments!