Showing posts with label Health. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Health. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Resistance (Weight) Training for Beginners


I thought about calling this "Resistance Training for Dummies", but my Mama didn't raise no dummies, and knowing my readership, yours didn't either! But you may not have been exposed to any formal weight training, and while you're "sheltering in place", this could be your introduction to getting started. Resistance training is different than "cardio". Ideally, your workouts should be a combination of cardio and resistance. Walk or bike a minimum of 20 minutes a day for cardio vascular benefits. Some of you may be into step aerobics, kickboxing or pole dancing (I don't judge!) But a minimum of twenty minutes to get your heart pumping. On resistance training, some of you are already ahead of me. I noted the other day that every free weight above 2 lbs. was sold out at my local Target.

First, the benefits of weight/resistance/strength training. It can help you look better. Ladies, this isn't to turn you into the Incredible Hulk, but face it: firm looks better than flab! Guys, you can start taking your t-shirt off at the pool without embarrassment, too. It will make you feel better. Weight training releases endorphins which enhance your mood. There is a sense of accomplishment as you lift heaver and heavier weights. Plus, there are health benefits. Studies suggest that resistance training can aid in the control and prevention of diabetes.

The American Diabetes Association recommends that people with type 2 diabetes start a strength training program to help with blood sugar control.

* For people with diabetes, strength training helps the body :
* Respond better to insulin.
* Improve the way it uses blood sugar.
* Lose weight.
* Lower your risk for heart disease.

Another plus to starting at home is that some of you never wanted to go to the gym in the first place, because you didn't want to sit down on a weight machine, looking for a setting less than ten pounds, while the guy in the next station is bench pressing a Volkswagen. I get it. It's like the folk who clean the house before the cleaning lady arrives, because you don't want her to judge. So let's get started. Whether you have linguine arms or look like Charles Atlas, I'll bet there's something here you can learn.

There are four types of resistance. Weights, springs, resistance bands and isometrics. Weights are pretty self explanatory: dumbbells, kettle bells, and weight plates and bars.
Springs could be a hand grip*, sold in different levels of resistance or gizmos like the Thighmaster, a spring loaded device to work your thigh muscles.

Resistance bands can be as sophisticated (and expensive) as a Bowflex machine, or as simple as the  resistance bands frequently used in Physical Therapy (PT) sessions. These, too, come in different colors, representing differences in their elastic resistance. You can get a set on Amazon for 12 to 20 dollars. They are generally targeted to very specific muscle groups and joints, and there are a wide variety of exercises that utilize the lighter weight of their resistance. Very helpful if you have an extreme weakness, with the added benefit of not denting the floor, the furniture or your foot if you let go with one hand!

Isometrics are where you pit one muscle group against another. No equipment necessary, you are, if you'll excuse the pun, your own dumbbell!

We're going to look at free weights today. To me, form is very important. For a bicep curl, for example, find a weight that allows you to lift 10 repetitions (Reps) at a time, without undue straining or loss of control. Start with your arms fully extended down by your side, and working one arm at a time or both, curl your arm upward and then extend it all the way down. Some gymrats like to cheat, because it's a little easier to lift the second time, if you don't let the weight all the way down. But, full extension tones the entire muscle, not just the middle part. Do three sets of ten reps.

If you don't have weights, and you don't have access to a gym, start with a soup can. Or peaches, whatever you feel comfortable with. The last few reps of the last set should be difficult.
If they aren't, try more reps or a heavier weight. After I master three sets of ten reps with any given weight, I'll add another two to three reps per set before moving to the next larger weight. Try for smooth motion, full extension, and a feeling like you're happy to stop after that 30th rep.

Full control. Full extension. You are competing against yourself, not the gymrat next to you. This is important: any time you use a muscle group, give it a day of rest. When I'm in the groove I like to alternate bicep curls and tricep curls, working a different muscle group every day, allowing to muscle you've worked to rest, repair and grow.

Try some tricep curls, too. For really buff looking arms you really have to work the tris! Start with your elbows pointing straight up, with the weights resting on your back. Then straighten your arm straight up and back. If you alternate bicep and tricep curls every day, you give each muscle group a day off between reps. (Lazy millennial muscle groups!)

And that saying "No pain no gain"? Depends a lot on what type of "pain". As your muscles become fatigued, they will release lactic acid.

Lactic acid is produced in your muscles and builds up during intense exercise. It can lead to painful, sore muscles. Lactic acid buildup due to exercise is usually temporary and not cause for a lot of concern, but it can affect your workouts by causing discomfort.

So, you may experience a mild burning sensation, or aches or discomfort, sometimes showing up, up to 48 hours after your workout. This is normal. Extremely sharp or piercing pains are not. Do not try to "muscle" through them. Stop what you're doing immediately with the onset of any sharp pains. Take your arm through the motion without the weight. If the pain is still there, you may have pulled or strained something. You may need to see a doctor. If the pain is not intense, kwitcher bellyachin' and drop and give me ten!

If this has been helpful, let me know and I'll work up some more exercises to take you through. If the Cheetos dust on your keyboard is clogging the keys, I won't bug you any more about it. Maybe.

You can buy free weights on Amazon. If you think you might not stick with it, accessorize your house! Buy an antique flat iron on ebay, the kind your great grandma used to use, and use it like a kettle bell!  Then, set it on your hearth!

But, stay safe in there!




*If you have a hand grip, try this: Instead of simply doing ten reps, take a dime, squeeze the handles togeter until they grip the dime and then just hold it 'til it drops. It'll drop before you release it, because your muscles will get a little shaky towards the end. Repeat to try to increase the time.

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Hillareyes



Editor's note: These photos are not Photoshopped, but screen grabs, taken over a matter of seconds. The staff and management of Proof Positive take no responsibility for the direction that any one of Hillary's eyes points at any given time.



Update: Strabismus is a disorder in which both eyes do not line up in the same direction. However, it is well known that Hillary hasn't being seeing straight on anything for years!

Friday, September 16, 2016

Hillary's Health is Off the Chart!

I mean, literally off the chart! As in, there was no chart! Just a couple of points about Hillary dropping like her trustworthiness numbers and the cover up which followed.

As the NY Post notes:
Secret Service protocol called for the Democratic presidential nominee to be rushed to a state-designated Level I Trauma Center in the wake of her Sunday morning health crisis, sources said. In Manhattan, that would be Bellevue Hospital.

But a campaign operative decided to change course to avoid having Clinton seen by doctors, nurses and other medical workers who could leak details to reporters, according to a source.

In addition, Clinton’s van was supposed to be escorted by an NYPD detail, but the Secret Service whisked her away from Ground Zero before cops could accompany her...
Secret Service protocol says take her to a hospital. A "campaign operative" (not Hillary. God knows if she was even conscious at this point) says take her to a private residence. Now, for all we know they could have just given her a Gatorade and a couple of Tylenol® and she was fit as a fiddle! But then, that's the point isn't it? We don't know. Had she been taken to an ER, there would have been a record of whatever treatment she received. A record, by law, not subject to deletion or BleachBit, but to HIPAA.

Instead they ditched their police escort, violated Secret Service protocol and whisked her away from the prying eyes of press scrutiny and medical professionals for 90 minutes. Afterwards, she appeared, fresh as a daisy,  Clinton's patented: NothingToSeeHere™.

Lately, I've been hearing a new talking point, that George H. W. Bush was sick and threw up over the shoes of the Japanese Prime Minister and Hillary got sick, so...people get sick! No big deal!

Aside from the fact they had to go back 24 years to dust off this chestnut, a couple of notable differences: one, with Bush 41, the incident was completely isolated. no coughing fits prior, no inability to climb a flight of stairs by himself. Nothing before or after. Hillary has been observed in a number of instances lately which could bring her health into question. (Irony alert: George H. W. Bush stepped out of an airplane on his 90th birthday. Hillary has trouble stepping off a curb!) 

Two, Bush did not offer three or more explanations of how it happened, didn't deny that it happened, didn't disappear into a private residence and appear 90 minutes later pretending it never happened! He would have only done that if he had something to hide.

 NothingToSeeHere™




Sunday, September 11, 2016

Go Home, Hillary! You're Drunk!



Much has been said and speculated about Hillary's stumbling early exit from this AM's 9/11 memorial service. I saw this video over at the Daily Mail. Watch closely around the 33-36 second mark. Hillary is not walking into the van, but you can see her foot is actually dragging as they manhandle her into the van.

Update: the spot to watch:


Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Anyone Remember the Kerfluffle About Rubio Drinking Water During SOTU Response?


So, when Hillary coughs up a lung and has to stop for a long drink of water, what is she? Chopped liver???

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Ladies: Rotate Your Breast Implants Every 50,000 Miles

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WASHINGTON – Women who get silicone breast implants are likely to need additional surgery within 10 years to address complications such as rupturing of the device, U.S. health regulators said on Wednesday.

The Food and Drug Administration will work to revise safety labels for silicone breast implants after reviewing data from several long-term studies, which also showed that the products had a small link to a rare form of cancer.


Need any help determining exactly where to place those warning stickers? 'Cause I'm available!


“The key point is that breast implants are not lifetime devices,” said Jeff Shuren, director of the FDA’s Center for Devices and Radiological Health. “The longer you have the implant, the more likely you are to have complications.”
Gives a whole new meaning to "high maintenance", doesn't it?

H/T Pat Dollard

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Rule Five Health Tip O' the Day



Only ten minutes, eh? One Friday Night Babe and one Vintage babe is all we ask!

Monday, October 18, 2010

Coffee Lovers Rejoice!

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How many times have we been on this roller coaster? Coffee's good for you, coffee's bad for you...yada, yada, yada... Well, now, we're back on the good news end of the cycle.

The Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry reported that coffee contains soluble fiber, useful in lowering cholesterol.

With about 1 gram per cup, coffee's fiber impact is modest. But the report is the latest in a growing stream of positive news about coffee.

Some of the most promising findings come from studies of diabetes. When Harvard researchers combined data from nine studies involving more than 193,000 people, they found that regular coffee drinkers had a significantly lower risk of type 2 diabetes than those who abstained. The more they drank, the lower their risk.

And, despite coffee's reputation for being bad for the heart, recent epidemiologic studies haven't found a connection; some even suggest coffee can be protective. A study in February's American Journal of Clinical Nutrition reported that healthy people 65 and over who drank four or more cups of caffeinated beverages daily (primarily coffee) had a 53 percent lower risk of heart disease than non-coffee-drinkers.


Good news for those of us for whom caffeine is our drug of choice. Have that cup of coffee in the morning and if anyone gives you a hard time about it, tell them it was recommended to you by a qualified medical professional (I qualify that by saying I was a doctor in a play once!)

Lowering cholesterol, reducing risk of diabetes and possibly heart disease, and doggone it, it just tastes good! Forget laughter. Coffee is the best medicine!