Schadenfreude Headline du Jour

"MSNBC Ratings Rise on First Night Without Olbermann"

LOL.

H/T Mememorandum

The Poetry Corner- Keith D'OH-lbermann Edition

Olbermann Leaves ‘Countdown’ on MSNBC

Some time when you're feeling important
Some time when your ego's in bloom
Some time when you take it for granted
You're the best qualified in the room

Some time when you feel that your going
Would leave an unfillable hole,
Just follow this simple instruction
and see how it humbles your soul

Take a bucket and fill it with water
Put your hand in it up to the wrist
Pull it out, and the hole that's remaining
Is a measure of how you'll be missed

Splash all that you please when you enter
You can stir up the water galore
But stop, and you'll find in a minute
That it looks quite the same as before

The moral in this quaint example is
Just do the best that you can!
Be proud of yourself, but remember:
there's no Indispensable Man!

Update: Good luck on your next job, Keith. Maybe you could get a job at a deli? You could be the wurst person in the world!

H/T Memeorandum

D'Oh-lbermann: "Arrogant" is a Code Word for a Racial Slur

I really hesitate to give this guy the time of day most days, because I fear that by publicizing his childish rants online, we actually double or triple his cable audience. But, race baiting morons seem to be my specialty of late, so with that in mind, I give you "Count dumb with Keith D'Oh-lbermann"

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So, when Han Solo tells Luke "Don't get cocky", he was slinging a racial slur? And I had no idea that arrogance was strictly a racial characteristic! I think D'Oh-lbermann is a pretty arrogant POS. Does that mean I think he's black??? D'Oh-lbermann is a few fries short of a happy meal here. His attempt at race baiting will go unnoticed by all except the rabid moonbat Left (but both of those guys are already half his audience!). He cannot stand that not everyone gets a tingle up their leg like he and Chrissy do. If he were intellectually honest, he could admit that the individuals he criticized disagree with Obama on matters of policy, not race. But, if you are going to slander your opponents and attempt to assassinate their character, saying you merely disagree with them doesn't carry a lot of weight. D'Oh-lbermann's attempts to name anyone as "Worst Person in the World, may just be projection on his part! Note: I'm having trouble seeing this video on Firefox, both here and on Say Anything. IE has no problems at all. Do not blame your set! Update: I saw an ad on TV last night for the show "House". It said he was "arrogant". I wonder if they were talking about the white, English actor or the white American doctor he plays on TV? I wish D'oh-lberdork was here to translate for me! H/T NRO Cross posted at Say Anything

POS Olbermann Calls MoH Recipient a "Clown"

That's right! A third rate cable TV host with delusions of adequacy named Congressional Medal of Honor recipient "Bud" Day his "Worst Person in the World" and called him a "clown".

Some people might honor Col. Day for his service or his heroism in preserving the liberty of this country. Others might be tempted to cut the guy some slack: At 83 years of age, he probably did not express himself as succinctly as he could have. But, for the smarmy POS Olbermann to call him a racist and a clown is a new low even for this snotty, arrogant dweeb! Words fail me to express the contempt I hold for little Keith Olbermann. BTW, I don’t normally advocate such things, but here is an email address if you’d like to share your opinion of Keith with MSNBC: letters@msnbc.com Hat tip Gateway Pundit Cross Posted at Say Anything