Golden Oldie

From Oct. 19, 2019 (Joe wasn't considered a front runner then)

(Remove the ten from the bottom wallet for Biden)

Biden's Short List

Quote du jour

"I’d like to talk about who we’re running against: A billionaire who calls women fat broads & horse faced lesbians, and no I’m not talking about Donald Trump, I’m talking about mayor Bloomberg."

-Elizabeth Warren

Quote du jour

"I have done over 75,000 selfies"

-Elizabeth Warren, talking about pictures *someone else* took of her.


Is it too much to ask that a candidate for leader of the free world to at least know what a "selfie" is?

Elizabeth Warren is Finally the Front Runner!

Golden Oldie updated: It's official! Elizabeth Warren is leading Joe Biden by 7 and Bernie Sanders by 13, according to Quinnipiac University polls.
She's finally the Front Runner!

Financial Planning 2020

Indignant-R-Us Peoples Day

Bury My DNA Results at Wounded Knee

Game of Thrones, 2020 Democrat Primary Edition Part II

Many people were deeply saddened by the end of the epic series Game of Thrones. Many more are bored out of their skulls by the endless parade of Democrat candidates for president in 2020. In a stroke of brilliant programming, the DNC has decided to combine the two! Coming soon as a Netflix production:  Game of Thrones, the 2020 Democrat Primary Edition!

Casting is progressing nicely among the progressives lined up for Game of Thrones, 2020 Democrat Primary Edition. Confirmed cast members so far...

                        

Bill De Blasio as Theon Greyjoy, who doesn't exactly have what it takes to be the Father of His Country, if you get my drift!

                           

Bernie Sanders as the High Sparrow, because from the looks of him, no one is higher in his party!

                                          

Eric Swalwell as Hodor, because he's pretty much a one note kind of guy!

                                       

Amy Klobuchar as the Shame Lady

                                                 

Elizabeth Warren as the Red Woman without her necklace

That's all for now! Tune in again tomorrow, same batty time, same batty channel!

Quote du jour

"Capitalism without rules is theft"

-Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Warren

So, if you buy something and then sell it to me, at an agreed price, at a profit, you have robbed me, unless somehow the government regulates it?
Zoinks!

Fauxcahontas Meet Spartacus

The Poetry Corner

There once was a Lizzie named Warren
To her, DNA was quite foreign.
For all of her action
They gave her a fraction,
Which only proved she was a moreign.

Running Bull

Elizabeth Warren Finds Ancestral Link That Passes Ancestry DNA Test

It's the cheekbones!

Return With Us Now to Those Thrilling Days of Yesteryear...Redux

Happy Mother's Day -2020

Warren Piece

Send in the Democrats (Don't Bother, They're Here!)

No wonder people think clowns are scary!

Who Ya Gonna Call?

Any Resemblance to Real Democrats...

...is purely coincidental.