Chinese Rule Five Lingerie

Kennedy had his "missile gap", Clinton had a "credibility gap", now Obama must contend with the Chinese "cleavage gap". The commercial is five minutes long. That's half your daily minimum requirement, guys!

My Chinese may be a little rusty, but I could have sworn they used the word "Boobzilla" in there! I'm not sure about the science, but they seem to be implying that if you clamp down hard enough, all your fat cells move to your chest. Could give a whole new meaning to "bondage"!

(They could have done without a couple of the "love handle" shots, though!)

H/T Mrs. Crankipants

Bra Doubles as Gas Mask

You may have heard recently, of the inventor who created a bra that doubles as a gas mask in an emergency. (Motto: One for you and one to share!)

The obvious moral dilemma for the wearer, is with whom to share in the event it becomes necessary? The not so obvious problem is for all of those women who use the product as designed who then become technically, if only temporarily, "indigent", as they have no visible means of support!

Bulletproof bra

Solar powered bra

Solar Powered Bra Stays Abreast of Green Movement

a solar-powered bra capable of generating enough electricity to charge a cell phone or iPod

Maybe solar power is...worth looking into?

Hat tip KJ Lopez @ The Corner
Cross posted at Say Anything