Exotic Animals of the 2016 Campaign

Rand Paultry, Isolationus Chipofftheblockicus, is a bantam, mostly known for stewing. The word "paultry" comes from the French/Norman word poule, itself derived from the Latin word 'pullout', which echoes its distinctive call. (Not to be mistaken as "paltry", which describes its contribution to modern politics.)

Although the hen is not a prolific layer, the Rand Paultry has been known to lay a rather large egg from time to time. In captivity, the species does not require its wings to be clipped, as it seldom strays far from the coop or henhouse. The Rand Paultry is extremely near sighted, and is often at risk, seemingly oblivious to any predator not yet actually inside its yard. Oddly, that does not prevent him from viciously attacking his own.

Rand Paultry aficionados deny any flavor of isolationism, insisting that it's more like non-intervention, but it still tastes like chicken!




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"The World Still Doesn't Revolve Around You, Rand"

"Some of them I think, secretly want there to be an attack on the United States so they can blame it on me."

-Rand Paul

Original art by John Cox. More at John Cox Art

Rand Paul: A Study in Transparency

Rand Paul - Libertarlican or Republitarian?

Original art by John Cox. More at John Cox Art

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A conclave at the Vatican has been convened to vote on a new Pope next Tuesday...unless Rand Paul can manage a filibuster first!

-Proof

Ron Paul -Stalking Horse for Romney?

At the risk of alienating long time Ron Paul fans, here's a view from the other side...



It seems that the evidence is mounting that Ron Paul, admired for his forthrightness and unwavering message may have been less than honest with followers specifically and the public in general.

First, a note for those of you not familiar with the term "stalking horse". In frontier times, a stalking horse was a kind of camouflage. A herd of deer or bison might be spooked by a two legged figure coming towards it, but a hunter walking alongside a horse was perceived as just another herd beast, until the hunter was close enough to shoot his prey. The stalking horse gave the hunter cover by disguising his motives.

It seems that Ron Paul may have been Romney's stalking horse among conservatives in the debates...

An analysis of 20 debates by ThinkProgress* shows that Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul did not attack rival Mitt Romney once during those televised face-offs.

(VIDEO) MoveOn.org's Lauren Valle Proved a Liar by Just-Released Video Showing Events Before Head-stomping Incident

by the Left Coast Rebel

If you are like me and voraciously following election news this week, you are most-likely exhausted of reading about the "head-stomping" incident involving a violent, paid, far-left batsh$t-crazy MoveOn.orger with a mile-long rapsheet and a Rand Paul supporter. The left has found it to be the cause célèbre of the final week election push - proving just how desperate, doomed and pathetic they truly are. In some ways I consider the issue a blessing as it is distracting hundreds of Soros-funded Bolshevik-bloggers at this point and Rand is going to easily win his race.

Lauren Valle (the MoveOn.org activist) has repeatedly claimed that she was just trying to get a signature and photograph from Rand Paul. She said this on MSNBC last night:

Well just before the tape I was identified by the Rand Paul campaign because they’ve seen me around town at these events. And they realized they know me because of my work and they don’t support it. So they actually formed a blockade around me once they realized that I was there. And as Rand’s car pulls up they step in front of me and start to block me so I stepped off the curb to try and get around them and at that point they pursued me around the car, chased me around the car, and what you see in the video is when I’m in the front of the car and that’s when I’m pulled down and then my head is stomped on.

She is an out-and-out liar.

The following video clearly shows Lauren Valle rushing Rand Paul's vehicle and pushing her sign into the car. A clearly dangerous, provocative act that completely discredits her version of the events. Hat-tip to Redstate:



I guess that Lauren Valle and MoveOn.org assumed that the rest of the video would never surface, this revelation easily disproves the 'angry-white-male-mob' that the Bolshevik bloggers are running with.

And for the record - though it won't matter to the trolls out there - it is never ok to step on someone's head. Tim Profitt should face serious penalties and the full extent of the law for doing so.

Cross posted to LCR.

Phony Rand Supporter is Democrat Plant

...with the intelligence of one, too! Seems a dishonest, liberal Democrat (but I repeat myself!) got caught trying to smear Rand Paul ,of whom currently I am no big fan, by portraying himself as a racist Paul supporter, apparently, because they are fearful of his candidacy. There have been calls before for dishonest leftists (again, I repeat myself) to infiltrate tea parties and act as if they are supporters, except they are bigoted, ignorant louts. (See: "liberal")



Seems the Democrats cannot run on their ideas. For the most part, they have none and the few they have are bad. So, they have to rely on dishonesty and deceit until their voter fraud kicks in in November. How the party of JFK has fallen!

H/T Gateway Pundit

Cross posted at Left Coast Rebel, Lady Cincinnatus, Say Anything