The Tim Walz Song (sung to: Pina Colada)

 

Subpoena Governor Tim Walz

Minnesota is drained.

Though he says it's not his fault

(only has half a brain!)

If you like Somalis defrauding you...

...for Billions in cash?

Tim's the man you should vote for...

...'cause he has his own stash!

Everything Is Racist

Everything Is Racist! - Greenlight Episode 1

A catchy little tune for a Wednesday AM, with a slightly outrageous Planned Parenthood skit you'll never see on SNL.

The Beatles Updated

In the town where I was born
Lived a man who liked to sneeze
And he told us of his life
In the land of quarantine!

So we sailed up to the sun
'Til we found a rubber boot
And we lived alone and raved
In our yellow biosuit

We all live in a yellow biosuit
Yellow biosuit, yellow biosuit
We all live in a yellow biosuit
Yellow biosuit, yellow biosuit

And our friends are all aboard
Many more of them live next door
And the band begins to play

We all live in a yellow biosuit
Yellow biosuit, yellow biosuit
We all live in a yellow biosuit
Yellow biosuit, yellow biosuit

As we live a life of ease
Everyone of us has all we need (except TP!)
Sky of blue (sky of blue) and sea of green (and sea of green)
In the land of quarantine (quarantine, ah ha)

We all live in a yellow biosuit
Yellow biosuit, yellow biosuit
We all live in a yellow biosuit
Yellow biosuit, yellow biosuit
We all live in a yellow biosuit
Yellow biosuit, yellow biosuit
We all live in a yellow biosuit
Yellow biosuit, yellow biosuit

(With apologies to Ringo Starr)

The Banana Republic Song (Beto Come and it's Time to Go)

(to the tune of the Banana Boat song)

Bet-o, Bet-o
Beto come and it's time to go.
Bay me say Bay me say Bay me say Bay me say Bay me say Bay-to
Beto come and it's time to go.

Drink all night get a DUI
Beto come and it's time to go.
Tried to run and he don't know why
Beto come and it's time to go.
Come mister tally man Psychedelic Warlord
Beto come and it's time to go.

I write the stories how the children die
Beto come and it's time to go.
Run them over in overdrive
Beto come and it's time to go.

Bay me say Bay me say Bay me say Bay me say Bay me say Bay-to
Beto come and it's time to go.

Drive my pickup truck with my dog
Beto come and it's time to go.
Wave my hands like I'm dispersing fog!
Beto come and it's time to go.
People ask me why my name is Beto
Beto come and it's time to go.
Ask Dan Qualye, he couldn't spell "potato"
Beto come and it's time to go.

Bet-o, Bet-o
Beto come and it's time to go.
Bay me say Bay me say Bay me say Bay me say Bay me say Bay-to
Beto come and it's time to go.

Under the Bus (With Apologies to The Little Mermaid)

The politics could be nicer
For some it could be just great
Your problem dear Christine Ford now
You can't keep your stories straight
Your witnesses they saw nothing
they could not corroborate
Your friends left you hanging Christine
Please move to another state.


Under the bus
Under the bus
Christine it's better
Still take your sweater
Watch out for the rust!

You had a life, some self respect
Your name is mud, they're giving you heck
Enjoy your stay now,
making your way now
Under the bus

Under the bus
Under the bus
You hated POTUS
Kavanaugh's SCOTUS
Hurray for us!

Senator Feinstein leaked your name
You got your 15 minutes of fame
Some call you "survivor"
Most call you "liar"
Most of your friends
are saying good bye, er
Just kiss the pavement
Go Fund Me payment
Under the bus.

Some people believe you
Still they did leave you
Your 'fear of flying'
sounded like lying
Please take the money
run with it honey
Under the bus.

Sing Along With Babs

"People.

People who need people,

Do not clone their dead dog for

a hundred grand..."

(Sung to the tune of...you know!)

Chelsea Manning, The Musical

(with apologies to Joni Mitchell)

Woke up, it was a Chelsea Manning, and the first thing that I heard

Was her campaign run for Senate. This little weasel is absurd.

She was court-martialed for spying, flipped the USA the bird!

Oh, won't you say you'll just go away

Utter not another word!


Woke up, it was a Chelsea Manning, and the first thing that I saw

Was a Tweet she wrote "F*ck the police", and that was the last straw.

She's a Democrat, imagine that!

She's known to break the law.

Don't get me wrong, his junk is all gone

And his tits are made of plastic!


Woke up, it was a Chelsea Manning, and the last thing that we need

is this freak inside the Senate passing laws and smoking weed.

But she's running inside Maryland, that state has gone to seed.

In Baltimore, you all know the score

It's the murders and the greed!


A primer for those not familiar with the source material:

A PC Christmas Carol

(To the tune of "Little Drummer Boy")

I Am Stein, Hear Me Whine

(with apologies to Helen Reddy)

'I Am Stein, Hear Me Whine
On useless* matters I opine
And it looks like I will never go away!

The numbers do not bear me out
but I can still stand up and shout
Because irrelevance is all I have to say!

Oh yes, I am fourth
In a race of mainly three
Yes, I've lost real bad
But look how much I bleat
If I have to
I'll challenge anything
I am wrong* (wrong)
I'm inconsolable (inconsolable)
I'm a loser!

*Update: I decided "minor" and "in denial" didn't quite convey my feelings toward Ms. Stein sufficiently, so I changed them. Besides, "wrong" makes a better parody of "strong".

The Twelve Gifts of Obama

(to the tune of ""The Twelve Gifts of Christmas"")

On the first day of Christmas Obama gave to me: 18 Trillion dollars in debt.

On the second day of Christmas Obama gave to me: two part-time jobs and 18 Trillion dollars in debt.

On the third day of Christmas Obama gave to me three taps on my phone, two part-time jobs and 18 Trillion dollars in debt.

On the fourth day of Christmas Obama gave to me: Four IRS audits, three phone taps, two part-time jobs and 18 Trillion dollars in debt.

On the fifth day of Christmas Obama gave to me: Five cancelled plans of insurance, Four IRS audits, three phone taps, two part-time jobs and 18 Trillion dollars in debt.

On the sixth day of Christmas Obama gave to me: Six Constitutional crises, Five cancelled plans of insurance, Four IRS audits, three phone taps, two part-time jobs and 18 Trillion dollars in debt.

On the seventh day of Christmas Obama gave to me: Seven biased judges, Six Constitutional crises, Five cancelled plans of insurance, Four IRS audits, three phone taps, two part-time jobs and 18 Trillion dollars in debt.

On the eighth day of Christmas Obama gave to me: Eight pious lectures, Seven biased judges, Six Constitutional crises, Five cancelled plans of insurance, Four IRS audits, three phone taps, two part-time jobs and 18 Trillion dollars in debt.

On the ninth day of Christmas Obama gave to me: Nine Gitmo prisoners, Eight pious lectures, Seven biased judges, Six Constitutional crises, Five cancelled plans of insurance, Four IRS audits, three phone taps, two part-time jobs and 18 Trillion dollars in debt.

On the tenth day of Christmas Obama gave to me: Ten Executive Orders, Nine Gitmo prisoners, Eight pious lectures, Seven biased judges, Six Constitutional crises, Five cancelled plans of insurance, Four IRS audits, three phone taps, two part-time jobs and 18 Trillion dollars in debt.

On the eleventh day of Christmas Obama gave to me: Eleven Czars a' czaring, Ten Executive Orders, Nine Gitmo prisoners, Eight pious lectures, Seven biased judges, Six Constitutional crises, Five cancelled plans of insurance, Four IRS audits, three phone taps, two part-time jobs and 18 Trillion dollars in debt.

On the twelfth day of Christmas Obama gave to me: Twelve lame excuses, Eleven Czars a' czaring, Ten Executive Orders, Nine Gitmo prisoners, Eight pious lectures, Seven biased judges, Six Constitutional crises, Five cancelled plans of insurance, Four IRS audits, three phone taps, two part-time jobs and 18 Trillion dollars in debt.

Merry Christmas, everyone! And just remember: with the NSA, he sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. So be good, or else!

Parody of an American Liberal

More honest than the original.

A Little Saturday Night Music

Stan Freberg - Green Christmas

Michelle Obama's New 'Let's Move' Stamps

First Lady Michelle Obama has inspired a new series of stamps. This is not one of them.

Mocking the Obamacare Video Contest Perverse by Verse

Saw this over at Michelle Malkin's blog. This is priceless! And funny! (Sorry, 'Skins fans!)


Mallard Fillmore today points out the other, more expensive ad campaign for Obamacare, to sell us what we're already being forced to buy. Your tax dollars at work!

Reason Spoof of Eastwood Super Bowl Ad

Too funny!

Obama - Oh, Really?

Spot on parody of the mindless minions of Obamunism.

H/T Mytheos Holt via memeorandum

"Mourning in America" Ad

I heard the audio on this on the radio today:


It's a sad, but great take off on Reagan's "Morning in America".

via American Glob

Cross posted at Left Coast Rebel

Update: LCR has the original Reagan Morning in America ad for comparison.

George Stephan Poppin Fresh

Even though he did a stellar job of grilling President Obama over the tax increase that is Obamacare, George Stephanopoulos, recycled flack from the Clinton administration, has never been very high in my estimation.
As thusly illustrated:



However, a few more interviews like that one and I may have to change my opinion!

The Race Card

Portions of this graphic shamelessly stolen from and inspired by Frank at IMAO

Michelle Antoinette

"Did I hear someone say 'Cake'?"